Strangepaw wake up to his mother's terrible voice riging through the clear. "ALL CATS GATER!" Uglystar yowled to everycat. "Im gonna make some new warriors. Murderpaw, Disgustpaw, and Moldypaw. Plz step goward."
The three smelly apprentices stepped foward. "Okay Moldypaw, ur now Moldytoes, the clan honors your smellyness and bacon scented perfurm."
"And Murderpaw ur now Murderclaw because Bullyclaw was a fine and noble cat." Uglystar continued. Strangepaw thought that was waried. Wasn't Bullyclaw evil??
"And Disgustpaw, nobody cares about u but ur Disgustberry." Uglystar tuched hr nose to the new warriors head. "OKAY NOW GO AWAY SO I CAN BE SICK AGAIN." she said, nearly dropping dead in the middle of the highondruggsrock.
Moldytoes whent to nyzzle with Idiotpaw. "toes." She mewed affectioanlty. "I don't have my med cat name yet. so I'm not god enough for you."
"Of curse ur god anough for me you smelly idiot. I love you." Moldytoes mwed. Strangepaw glared through his not blind eye. Idiotpaw was STILL trying to steal Moldytoes from he!! He was angery and wanted to kill Idiotpaw just like Grosspee killed Dumbstream.
"hey Moldytoes." Strangepaw whisper. "ily." "EW NO!" Moldytoes kicked him in the face. "I COULD NEVER LOVE U UR TOO STRANGE." She yelled, running away into the foress.
Strangepaw felt horrible his heart was broken and so was his eyeball. He wanted to curl up & cry forever. "Are u okay?" Yuckpaw, who was sick asked he.
"No moldytoes just reject me." Strangepaw wail. "It's okay youl not be-" Yuckpaw was intrutped as they hered Meanpelt couging out blood from the other side of the den.
"H-Hewwp, dumb peasants." Meanpelt demanded, dying. Idiotpaw bent over Meanpelt "all I can do now is nithing." he said small-braindly. Meanpelt had a stroke and spasm before she die. "death." was here last words.
Strangepaw whimpered "Is everyone gonna die?" He ask. "I hope not." Idiotpaw shufled his paws in the ground awkard talking to Strangepaw. strangepaw couldn't take watching all this death. Sobbing and screaming, he rused out of camp.
He busrts through the bush and faceplanted onto the thunderpath. He see monster coming and wasn't ready to die. but he froze in place becasue of fear and horror n stuff. Just as he was about to ie, he felt somethig soft and fluffyslam into his side.
"Watch out!" he here a shecat cry. He look up to see a pretty fluffy attractive light grey she-cat with blue eyes stand over he. "You nearly died! Are you okay?" She ask, her fur fluffed out in alrm.
Strangepaw sniffed she. She smell like flowers and other sweet smell stuff. Bur he actually liked it?? "Who r y stanger?" Strangepaw asked. "I'm Sweetie. But why do you speak like that? Can't you speak normally?" She ask. Her VOICE was soft and sweet like her fur.
Strangepaw could barly understnad what Sweetie was saying, so he punched her in the head. "heewo?" sweetie got bak up. strangepaw was relived that he coudl underjaf her now.
Strangepaw lok deeply into her eyes, touching her nose with he. "Thaks for savihf me." He mewed, licking her head. "welc." Sweetie mewed, curlinmg her fluffy tail around his.
"I gotta gfo back to me housefolk." Sweetie waved her tal. "met me here tomorrow night though!"
Strangepaw stare after her as she climb the fenc back into her yard. he had never met a not smelly cat before in huis life. and he actually like her?? he went back ot camp and saw Moldytoes and Idiotpaw grooming eahc other. But he ony felt a slightr jealois twinge thist ime. He went back into medicine den adn flip into his nest. He dream about Sweetie, insted of moldytoes.
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Strangekit's Terrible Life
Humorthis is a sequel to Uglypaw's Prophecy, which is in my book "I just licked my dog."