homestuck = gay

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It was epic day outside, not rainy, like in the OTHER  story. So wyatt was just epically sitting in the F  R I CK I N'    C H A I R,  just extremely epic, like VERY epic. While he was sitting, wyatt decided to call Wyatt. (wyatt is the REAL wyatt oleff, and Wyatt is fake aha,) but Wyatt didn't answer because he's a little BITCH like, seriously, what a b i tc h. So you call him about like, uhhhhhhhhh idk??? 10000000000000 times before he answers.

"Can you stop fucking calling me?"  "I don't wanna even talk right now" -Wyatt

"I just gotta tell you something, Jesus Christ." - wyatt

"Ugh, fine, but make it quick, i'm hungry and i wanna order food." - Wyatt

"So, you obviously heard of the coronavirus right???" - wyatt

"Ohhhhhh myyyy gooooooood, yes, it's everywhere, holy SH I T." - Wyatt

"Alr, just making sure." -wyatt

"You SERIOUSLY had to tell me THAT?????????"  "WHY?? WHAT THE F U C K."- Wyatt

"Goddamn, you gotta take a chill pill holy shit dude." - wyatt

Wyatt then hung up on wyatt.

wyatt decided to get some food too, like Wyatt is doing, so he does, and he will. 

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