Dark Desires

Cookies and Deers

4/20/2020 oneshot
It's 12:38am in my time and I have an idea.  You eat some of Angels weed cookies and go on a trip 😂
This is being typed on my phone so I apologise for the lack of spaces.

Y/N's POV

It was 2 O'Clock in the afternoon and I was awoken by a loud spider and cat arguing about something downstairs. I stretch stretch my wings just a little and wash my face before dressing in a (f/c) tank top and some jeans. I don't bother putting on any shoes because I'm not going anywhere today so I just put on some Bambi socks and walked down.

"Why the fuck are you two arguing so fucking earlier"

Angel tried to whisper. "Shit...I think we woke up the chick..."

"No shit Sherlock." Husker took another sip of his booze.

"Care to explain why I was woken up and hour early?" I was helping Alice for two days and nights straight. I sleep late anyways but even a night owl like me need some needed rest. Alastor partially dragged me back to the hotel to get more sleep.

"Well me and daddy here were eating some cookies and he yelled at me because I ACCIDENTALLY stepped on his tail when I was offering him a good time." Angel winked at Husker and leaned over the bar.

"I ain't your daddy and I don't want ya so fuck off."

I shot Husk a look, tilting my head to the side asking if what Angel says is true. He takes another swig of his booze before nodding. I see a basket of cookies on the counter and think of a plan.

"Ehem, did you clean up after yourself? Because if you didn't... I'll just have some bacon for lunch."

Gasp! "You. Wouldn't. Dare."

I crossed my arms and looked up at angel. "Oh. Yes. I. Would." Angel ran into the kitchen and all me and Husker could hear were pots and pans falling and being picked up.

I took this chance and ate a cookie.
"I wouldn't eat those kid." "Why not?"
I stuffed two more in my mouth before Angel ran back out.

"Ok toots, everything is cleaned up and pu...did'ja eat one of my cookies!!?"

I chewed a few more times before swallowing. "No......I ate 3 cookies."

Angel ran up to me and cupped my face and looking at me all over. "Do ya feel ok? Any different? Tingly? Tried? Hungry? anything?!"

I cocked my head to the side. "No, why?" He looked at Husker and back at me. "Because...I made those specifically for me and nuggets..."

".........."

"Ya ok pigeon?" Angel shook me a little be his face looked a little...melty and.....scary.

"Ahhhhh!!!" I pushed away the scary Angel and fell back through the floor. Why is did the floor tear like paper?!

Alastor's POV

I strolled down the streets of hell enjoying the screams and the smell of blood while I made my way to the hotel. Once I'm one block away screams of panic could be heard from the establishment. I sighed and went into the shadows to get to my destination faster.