MHA/BHNA Oneshots

Don't Wake the Beast

When the faculty decide the students deserve a break, they arrange to take them to the mall downtown. But while preparing to leave,they realize one person is missing.

"Alright brats," Shota drawled drowsily. "We're leaving in twenty minutes, so just keep track of time. Also, I need someone to come help us load the bus."

"I'll help sensei." Kirishima beamed.

As Kirishima left with Aizawa, Iida started his daily headcount. "18, 19, 20, 21, 22. It seems that someone is missing." He looked around trying to figure out who was absent. Risu spoke up and gave him the answer.

"Naomi's not here."

"Where is she?"

"She's sleeping."

The other twenty students looked at each other, eyes wide. They had heard tales of unlucky individuals trying to wake the beast, and none of them had a happy ending. Iida looked at Risu who was nonchalantly playing on her phone, completely unbothered by the obvious tension in the room.

"Well, can you go wake her up please?" The bluenette asked, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"I woke her up last time. It's someone else's turn." Risu didn't even bother to look up.

Iida sighed. His eyes scanned over his nervous classmates, trying to pick out the one who had the highest chance of surviving.

"Well, I suppose we can decide with a vote who would be-" His words suddenly got cut off by Kaminari yelling from the other side of the room.

"NOSE GOES!"

Never in your life have you seen so many hands fly up at once, all in a blur. Obviously, Kaminari was first with Risu not far behind. The velocity with which Midoriya's hand flew up was so intense that he couldn't stop at his nose, and he ended up smacking himself straight in the forehead. He didn't move his hand though for fear of being chosen. In fact, he had to use his other hand to grab Todoroki's hand and raise it to his face because he had no idea what was going on.

One by one, every student attached a hand to their nose except the one person standing in the middle. Slowly, everyone turned to look at Bakugo who was staring back in confusion.

Iida pointed at him. "Bakugo, you must go wake Naomi. Make it quick."

"Tch, whatever." He trudged towards the elevator with his gremlin walk. Before the doors closed, Risu shouted some advice.

"Don't yell at her! And I suggest you run when her eyes open!"

"Whatever."

A few moments later, the doors opened onto the dorm floor. He walked down the hallway to her room, grumbling all the way.

"Stupid game. Why do I have to go? I'm going to blow dunce face to pieces when I get my hands on him. We should just leave her."

When he arrived at Naomi's and Risu's shared room, he didn't even bother to knock. He opened the door and stomped in.

He was met with a dark room only illuminated by fairy lights strung up over the beds. Naomi was bundled up under at least five blankets and her fan was running on the table beside her bed.

"What the hell," he muttered. He walked over to the heap of blankets and slowly pulled back one at a time, taking it slowly to spite Iida. Once he reached her, Risu's warnings flew straight out of his ears and he shook her violently.

"WAKE UP, MIND FREAK!"

As soon as he said it, Bakugo regretted it.

In pure horror movie-like fashion, her eyes shot open and her indigo irises met his frightened red ones. She sat straight up, Frankenstein's monster style, without breaking eye contact or blinking. There was a look of irritation on her face.