DEATH WISH

Chapter 1.

     *3 Months Later "

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AT BRUNO McCOY'S*

"So, Babe, What's the plan??"
"Plan?? How?.. What plan?? He munched his burger not minding the pieces fall off his mouth. He was busy with his phone..
" Hello??.. We've been married for two years... "...

" So..?"

"So... I think we should maybe go on a vacation, you know, maybe, some where we've never been to. Just us, the kids can stay with my sister, We'd finally have the time for ourselves. Not like the children are some kind of pest but lately we hardly even see each other... And.. You are not listening!!!!"

"Oh .. Uhmm .. I'm listening.. You said something about vacation and your sister and not wanting to have more kids... See .. I'm listening.." He smiled sheepishly..

This was enough to blow her nuts off..
"Not having more kids.. F*uck it... I'm done here..." She stood up and walked towards the stairs..

"Babe, Babe, hold up.. I'm sorry.. Alright let's do it this way, You repeat everything you jus said.. And I promise to listen." He gave her a puppy look.

"Okay... " She sighed.. He is her husband.. He knows how to get to her, and she hates that.. " I was saying maybe we could use a vacation, keep the kids at Michelle's place and go.. Stay for a week or two and come back home ".

" Okay.. You have anywhere we can go to..??" He knew what this question could do.. And it worked! She got excited.

"Oh yes.. I have listed so many places we could go to.. We jus have to choose one or two you know. But the best is this island over here, Located in South Atlantic... East Falkland is the largest island of the Falklands in the South Atlantic and it looks nice, I've googled it and its jus the perfect place for both of us to find peace....."

"And make babies.." He whispered to himself and chuckled.

"I heard that, dumbass"..

"Oh Sorry.. So you took your time to google this East... Folk.. Fork.. Fawk...."

"Falkland Babe.. Falkland.." This is not going the way she imagined it to... She really never knew her husband to be dumb as this.. She sighed..

"Okay Falkland.. You took your time to google this island.. But you've never taken your time to prepare a good heart warming breakfast for me.. ??.."

Okay this is it!..

"BABEEEEE!!!!!"

"Oh boy.. I'm sorry.. Accepted.. Agreed.. God! You'd give me a heart attack one day with your screams".

" I'll tell God you deserve it"... This worked .."So Babe.. When are we going?? "

"I don't know.. Whenever you are ready.."

"Thanks Babe..I'd go for shopping next week and get some stuffs.. Then maybe we'd leave the next day??.."

"As you wish..." It was obvious he wasn't listening again..

"I hate you!!." She blurted and left..

"Going on a vacation with someone you hate.. Sounds nice..."

"I heard that..!!" She screamed from the room..

"Dahm I married a witch with elf ears!!"

"I heard that too!!"

"I love you!!"

"Fuck you!!!"

"Okay"