name: Charlie
age: 15
grade: 10
school: currently at a shitty alt ed school where everyone smokes weed but applying to a school for kids with nonverbal learning differences (english: a school for people who are such weirdos that even a neuropsychologist agrees)
gender: pizza
sexual orientation: you know how everyone's like "asexual panromantic"? i'm not that. i'm more like "pansexual aromantic." love sucks. fuck love. love only causes me pain.
appearance: there would be a pretty filterfied selfie on the right but wattpad is currently being a little bitch so no selfie sorry
pets: delilah (beautiful fluffy tabby cat, prettiest cat ever) (edit: my parents brought this pretty kitty to the humane society a week ago. T.T), nirvana (silly adorable black kitty chan), clover (good old girl tricolor beagle), sheba (lemon beagle baby)
relationship status: in a relationship with aforementioned lemon beagle baby
hobbies: programming, pokemon, wasting time, food
sports: fuck no
i'll add more if i think of any more
YOU ARE READING
the charlie book of teh lulz
Randomlol idk i'm weird. [rated PG-13 because in case you haven't noticed i swear all the fucking time.]