The Great Tater War of 2006

Introduction

Hi! My name is Jason this is the story of how my friends and I rioted to get our favourite brand of mashed potato back. You see I live in Texas and the school I go to is called Endeavour High. Endeavour High has a reputation for being one of the craziest schools in America. When I mean crazy, I mean one of our rules is 'Students are not allowed to wear socks on the horns of Viking helmets', 'Students are not allowed to cosplay as Sailor Moon during school hours', but the main reason my school is famous is the way we got our favourite brand of mashed potato back.

It all started when the new girl, Elle came to this school. At first we all thought she a a cool girl. You know, she had the latest iPhone, she had the newest generation of Apple Watch and she had a great personality. Countless times my friends and I had invited her to our table, every time we did she politely refused and went over to sit with the other girls. Me and the boys just thought that that was a normal girl thing. Clearly Elle didn't thoroughly read through the school rules because one day she came into school wearing a black and white giraffe onesie. The thing is, in the school rule book it says 'Students are not allowed to wear a black and white giraffe onesie' this means that any other colour giraffe onesie is fine, just not a black and white giraffe onesie. When Elle walked into her first class of the day, economics, she was immediately dress-coded and sent to detention. That was the day we realised that Elle was a completely different person than we imagined at first. She started being more of a rebel, like one day she came in wearing a Viking helmet with socks on the horns.