Here are some Yo Mama jokes.
Enjoy!
I am too lazy to put the full saying so just put whatever it says (Example- Yo mama so dumb she studies for a drug test).
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Yo Mama So Dumb:
She studied for a drug test.
I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went lookin'.
She got hit by a parked car.
She waited all day at a stop sign.
She heard that it was chilly outside so she got a bowl.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She thinks a quarterback is a refund.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She makes Beavis & Butt - Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
It took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
When she saw NC-17 ( no one under 17 permitted ), she went home and got 16 friends.
She puts lipstick on her head to make - up her mind.
Yo Mama So Black:
When she went to night school, they marked her as absent. [ ooooh, apply cold water to the burned area! Again, sorry! ]
When she goes outside the streetlights turn on.
She got her tattoo done in chalk.
She was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for 'tinted windows'.
That lightening bugs follow her during the daytime.
She drinks water and pees coffee.
She dresses to a funeral naked.
She got in a jacuzzi and made hot chocolate.
Yo Mama So White:
She makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look Mexican.
She makes Michael Jackson look black.
Your family has to wear shades indoors.
You never need the light on.
She gets a sunburn from standing in front of the TV.
She makes Queen look like Nikki Minaj.
When she visited the white house, no one could find her.
She could go to her wedding naked.
