She went through my clothes.
Trying the on.
Laughing when they fell off.
Then drew a fake mustache.
On her face.
And turned to me.
"What do you think?
I loot hot right?"
She asked, giggling.
"You actually look
Pretty ridiculous."
I grinned.
"You're just jells
I have more swag
Than you.
And I'm more manly
Than you."
She bragged.
My manhood was.
Being questioned.
I narrowed my eyes.
"You're not the man."
I challenged.
Towering over her so she looked up at me.
"Aren't I though?
I'd be happy to demonstrate."
She said with her cocky smirk.
And it pains me to say.
But that night she did show me.
All the reasons why.
