Slice of Life with the MooMoos

1 ) Cockroaches and Cats

This story takes place of a conversation I had with Trisha,
This is all made up, we did a small roleplay lol

MooMoo's Slice of Life 1

1 ) Cockroaches and Cats

J "TRISHA THERES A COCKROACH IN THE LIVING ROOM, PACK YOUR SHIT WE MOVING OUT-"
T " Where did it go-"
J "I LOST IT SHIT-"
T " GET THE CATS-"
J "GAH TRISHA ITS BACK THE COCKROACH IS BACK!"
T "WHERE IS THE SPRAY CAN THINGY-?!"
J " TRISHA ITS COMIMG AFTER US RUN-" "NO SPARE ME COCKROACH AAAAA-"
T " Wait what is Seargeant Fluff doing? AA NO HE'S GONNA EAT THE COCKROACH- JENNA-"
J " GOD DAMMIT  SEARGEANT FLUFF DONT BE LIKE SMOKEYI THOUGHT WE TAUGHT YOU THIS-"
T " OH MY FUCKING GOD COCONUT! DONT FOLLOW YOUR BROTHER-"
J " WHY ARE YOU CATS LIKE THIS- LOOK AT GENERAL FLUFF, HE'S JUST VIBING"
T " What did you expect Jenna, tHE ADOPTION CENTRE LITERALLY TOLD US THAT SERGEANT FLUFF AND COCONUT WERE SPECIAL AND WE HAD TO TAKE EXTRA CARE FOR THEM-"
J " I DIDMT EXPECT THEM TO BE LIKE T H I S "
T " I KNEW BRINGING ARTHEENA AND SMOKEY TO JAPAN WAS A BAD IDEA-" "WAIT WHERES MANGO, OH MY FUCKING HELL JENNA WE LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN SHE LIKE TO JUMP EVERYWHERE"
J " NOOOOOO MANGO WHERE ARE YOU"
T *Suffering* "We're terrible at being parents of 5 cats-"
J " We really are-"
T "thats why i said, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ADOPTED 5 MORE-"
J "BUT THEY'RE CUTE-"
T " BEING CHUBBY IS A CURSE, WE GOT FOOLED"
J " WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED"
T "I Already said that we HAVE TOO MANY CATS AND THEY WAKE EVERYONE UP AT 5 AM-"
J "Are we gonna put them down?"
T "No. If one of them MATES AND GET BABIES, we're giving them away."
J " FREE RABIES.
T "WHAT NO?!"
J " I MEANT BABIES"
T "Atleast General Paws is calm. Wait a minute- Wheres the new one we adopted?! Jenna wHERE IS SNOWFLAKE"
J "SNOWFLAKE NO STOP SPILLING THE LITTER BOX FILLING EVERYWHERE IN THE TOILET-"
T " WHY ARE WE SO BAD AT THIS?! I REMINDED YOU TO THROW THE LITTER BOX FILLINGS OUT! SNOWFLAKE IS STILL A BABY-"
J " I FORGOT TO THROW IT OUT"
T "Wheres the cockroach now- omg I can't where IS THE SPRAY-"
J " AAAA TRISHA BUTTERS IS EATING THE COCKROACH"
T " OMFDNFBDJD WE ADOPTED THE CRAZY ONES"
J "WHY IS GENERAL PAWS THE ONLY ONE WHOSE NORMAL?!"
T "We bought him from a luxurious pet shop remember? Then we got broke and adopted tHESE PSYCHO CATS-"
J "Oh yeah, wait COCONUT STOP GOING INTO MY VASES- SEE YOU BROKE IT AAAA"
T "Jenna we shiuld consider getting a house instead of an apartment- My savings arent enough to buy a house-"
J "Our poor neighbours-"
T *Sigh* "SERGEANT FLUFF, DON'T TOUCH THE LIGHTED CANDLE, D O N T"
J "CALL THE POLICE THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL-"
T " GET SERGEANT FLUFF, I'LL GO DEAL WITH COCONUT-"
J " SEARGEANT FLUFF DID YOU JUST EAT THE COCKROACK WTF-"
T " COCONUT GET DOWN FROM THERE- Jenna is Mango on the street-"
J " OF FUCK SHIT BALLS DAMMIT MANGO- DON'T WORRY MAMA'S GONNA GET YOU-"
T "General Paws, I'm sorry I didn't give you enough love and attention, you're the only one that's normal"
J * Distant cursing in the background * "goD DAMMIT MANGO"
*Japanese neighbours gossips in Japanese*
J "Nothing to see here my Japanese neighbours- just your typical Malaysian neighbours-"
*Neighbours still gossiping*
J " MANGO COME BACK HERE YOU'RE EMBARRASING MOMMY-"
T " SNOWFLAKE GET DOWN BEFORE I PUT YOU IN WATER"
J *Finally arrived back up to the apartment* "Here Mango, stay in the bathroom AND DON'T GO JUMPING EVERYWHERE ISTG-" "TRISHA NO- YOU KNOW HOW SNOWFLAKE REACTS WHEN SHES SPLASHED WITH WATER-"
T " SHES GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO BEHAVE OR ELSE WE MIGHT GET KICKED OUT THE APARTMENT-"
J "SHE'LL SPAZM EVERYWHERE AND BREAK EVERY SINGLE GLASS HERE-"
T "FINE, SHE WON'T GET ANY TEATS FOR A WEEK AND SHE'LL ONLY EAT HER NUTRIENTS"
J "Thats better I guessSSSSSWOOOOAAAAAAA OI SERGEANT FLUFF STOP GOING ON THE BALCONY"
T "HE'S NOT GETTING ANY TREATS, ALL OF THEM ARENT"
J "PUT THEM ALL IN THE BATHROOM"
T " WE NEED THE BATHROOM WE ONLY HAVE ONE-"
J "WHERE IS ARTHEENA AND RACHEL WHEN WE NEED THEM-"
T "We left them in Malaysia"

Meanwhile in Malaysia...
A  "I wonder what Trisha and Jenna are doing"
R  "Probably just chilling"
A  "I bet it's peaceful there"
R "Yeah I wished we lived with them"

Meanwhile in Japan...
T & J : *Screaming in Malaysian*
T "OMFG COCONUT STOP, SEARGEBT FLUFF STOP MOVING
J "MANGO COME BACK!
*Neighbours still gossiping in Japanese*

Fin.