Demigod Facebook (Percy Jackson Fanfic)

The Maenads Learn to Hack

~Clarisse La Rue has updated her status

That was really amusing Shirana and Mellisa, that hurricane. I think I might like you two.

Mellisa Storm Uhh, thanks?

Percy Jackson I thought you didn't like Posiedon and his children.

Clarisse La Rue Shirana  isn't too bad.

Shirana Too bad?

Clarisse La Rue Well you are a daughter of Poseidon, so being not too bad for you isn't actually that bad.

Connor Stoll That was not funny

Travis Stoll It took me ten minutes afterwards to stop falling down when I tried to walk

Mellisa Storm Well what wasn't funny was sending them after us for the last six years!

Shirana You're the reason we had to run away!

Travis Stoll Why would you have to run away because of that?

Mellisa Storm Don't

Shirana Even

Mellisa Storm Ask.

Connor Stoll Okay then.

Travis Stoll Come Connor let's do what we do best

Mellisa Storm It better not have anything to do directly Shirana or I

Shirana We have other things we can do to you

Rick Riordan Cut, cut, cut. I can't have some of my characters getting pulverized into oblivion.

Mellisa Storm Who said?

Annabeth Chase And who are you?

Travis Stoll Thank you, someone who would care if we got killed off or thrown into Tartarus

Clarisse La Rue That, could very well be arranged.

Rick Riordan Well I am the author of the Percy Jackson and the Olympian series, The Kane Chronicles, and of The Heroes of Olympus

Shirana Don't you mean stalker?

Mellisa Storm Yeah, we saw the cameras, and took them out.

Rick Riordan WHAT! You were the cause for the end of the demigod series. I was the senior scribe, also not a stalker

Shirana Really? Hmm. You could've just interviewed the demigods.

Rick Riordan Didn't make as good books though. I wanted to stick with videos

Mellisa Storm Well if you're looking for someone to blame, blame the Stolls.

Shirana The only reason we were hiding there was because those stupid Stolls kept sending the Maenads after us.

~Nemo has updated his status

Why are our names changed?

Belle Whoever did this will pay!

Elsa Yes they will, but for now how about every comment their names. I'm Mellisa, I'm guessing Annabeth is Belle and Percy is Nemo.

Belle That is correct

Jack Jack Leo

Hercules Jason

Tatiana Hazel

Li Shang Frank

Pochontas Piper

Mulan Reyna

Anna Shirana

Philoctetes Grover                        ((AN: He is the satyr from Hercules))

Candy Haha, non-believers. Feel the rash of the Maenads

Hermione Granger Don't you mean rath, and hey! You changed our names again. Here we go again, I'm Annabeth.

Babette No, rash.

Harry Potter I'm Percy, and gross.

Ron Weasley Grover

Proffesser Dumbledore Okay Maenads, enough. Hey, you changed my name too, Chiron

Lavender Brown Piper

Tonks Hazel

Frank Longbottom Frank

Voldemort Octavian

Cho Chang What! I thought you were dead! Reyna

Voldemort I have come back

Severus Snape Not for long. Go back to Hades, Nico

Sirius Black Leo

Remus Lupin Jason

Lily Evans Mellisa, and guess who we found teaching the Maenads how to hack?

Marlene McKinnon The Stoll brothers. Shirana       ((AN Marlene was one of the oringinal Order members)

Hermione Granger Why didn't we think of this sooner?

Sirius Black Because you're dumb

Hermione Granger Leo what did you just call me?

Sirius Black Ummm, wise girl

Harry Potter Hey! Only I can call her that.

Remus Lupin I would run if i were you.

Author's Note

I have decided to make profiles for Mellisa Storm and Shirana because you don't really know much about them. If anyone wants to know more, comment. Also sorry it took so long to update. I wrote some chapters and I kept forgetting to publish them.

Name Mellisa Storm

Age 16

Birthday December 13th

Hair Colour Dirty blondish

Eye Colour Blue

Weapon Spear and bow and arrows

Godly Parent Zeus

Name Shirana

Age 16

Birthday November 3rd

Hair Colour Brown

Eye Colour Brown

Weapon Hunting Knives

Godly Parent Poseidon