Before you start, I would like to say there will be a tiny spoiler for BoO, although it's not a bad thing. Unless you don't ship, then it's bad.
~Leo Valdez has updated his status
Ahhhhhhh! The Maenads are coming, the Maenads are coming!
Jason Grace What did you do this time Leo?
Leo Valdez Nothing
Piper McLean Really?
Leo Valdez Uh, yes?
Annabeth Chase Really, because I know for a fact that you angered them last Christmas and now you accidentally dropped a bucket of hot motor oil on them .
Leo Valdez I didn't try to, and the motor oil was for Festus.
Calyspo How did you anger them in the first place?
Leo Valdez Long story.
Calyspo Try me, I'm immortal.
Leo Valdez Well I sorta angered my bronze table and then it ran off into the woods. So then I chased after it and met the Maenads.
Percy Jackson So this is one of the things that happened when I was barely gone a week.
Calyspo Apparently.
Annabeth Chase Has anyone else noticed Leo hasn't talked since almost five minutes ago?
Mellisa Storm It looks like, from the sky, he just took his phone back from the Maenads and is typing something.
Leo Valdez I am still alive and running for my life.
Piper McLean Jason and I are back at the Bunker, lead them there.
Jason Grace We got so much eggnog they'll have to go into one of the old traps we've set up.
Shirana Sigh I will go get Chiron and Mr. D.
Mr. D Maenads go somewhere else
Bambi the Maenad Okay, whatever you say Mr. D, although this camp is full of non believers!
Babette the Maenad We will be back next year.
Candy the Maenad Now we will chase the two girls of the Big Three those Stoll non-believers send us after each year!
Mellisa Storm Wait a minute, are the Stolls the non-believers that send them after us?
Shirana Apparently so.
Mellisa Storm STOLLLS!!!
Connor Stoll Run Travis!
Travis Stoll Hey Leo ca-
Leo Valdez NO!!! I like Bunker Nine
Shirana Smart move Leo
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