Kris Daddy You Fail

It's You! (1)

"Alright Ace!" I'm all fired up!
Ace looked at Jessica, "mummy, gee, you are only going to a job interview, stop making it sound like you are going to a battle.>.>"
Jessica: "I know! But, but the company is the Wu family's! They are probably the most powerful family in China right now!"
Ace: hmm, the Wu family huh? Wait, isn't that 'Kris daddy's' family? Heh, I see, mummy doesn't know...ohoho, this is interesting! I should go check things out!

The taxi man looked at the little boy, "You don't even have enough money! Where is your mum?" "Are you sure you can go all alone by yourself?"
Ace looked at him with his big watery eyes, "Uncle~ Pweaseeeeeeeeeeeee?
The taxi driver couldn't resist his cuteness, "ok ok, I'll take you, where do you want to go little boy?"
"WuFan."
"What? Why would you go to a place like that? Ahhhh, i know, your mum must be working in there, she must be a very successful woman if she can get in WuFan!"

[40 minutes later]
Ace arrived at WuFan and said bye to the taxi driver. He looked at the building and gave it a smirk. "Kris daddy here i come."
Little Ace went in the building and ran towards the counter.
"Big sister! Can you let me go to the CEO's office please?"
The girl at the counter looked lifted her head up, "huh? whose talking to me?"
Ace's head suddenly fell down a few black lines. Is she dumb or what...
"Big sister, i'm here, look down!"
The girl looked down..."Ah! Boss! im sorry! I won't be lazy anymore! please don't reduce my salary!"
Wait, thats not the CEO, in front of her face was just a little boy who probably haven't stopped drinking his mum's milk! "Ah, sorry, but do you have an appointment? And where's your parents?"
The boy looked at her innocently, "The CEO is my daddy, don't you think we look exactly the same?" I need to tell him something important."
"But...."
*innocent look
"But...."
*innocent look
"Al...alright! It's floor 76."
"Thank you big sister!"
Ace quickly ran to the elevator, there was a normal elevator and the shiny golden elevator which was for the CEO only. *hmm, I'm gonna go in the CEO only elevator.
76 floors but only took half a second to get up there.
Hmm, this place is too big, and I don't know my way....
"Big sister! You look so pretty. Even my mummy is not as pretty as you!" Ace did his fake smile again.
The lady was very happy to hear the complements. "Naw thank you! OH MY MOTHER OF COWS! It's the boss! Wait it's just a kid, hold on, the boss has a son? Huh?
"Ye..yes little boy?"
*innocent look
"I'm looking for the CEO's office and I don't know where it is, can you please tell me?"
The lady looked at his innocent cute little face, "it's right there." She pointed at the room with two big doors. "Would you like me to take you?"
"No, I can go by myself thank you!"
Ace arrives at the room, just as he was about to open the door...
"Oh Yi Fan! Ahhhhhh"
"Harder!"
Three black lines fell down Ace's face, asshole, making love with another woman other than mummy!
He opened the door, suddenly the two stopped and stared at him.

(Yilu: hoho, in China there are usually 3 characters in a persons name, sometimes there's three, like Kris's Chinese name, Wu Yi Fan 吴亦凡 there's three, and if you only call one or two of the characters in there name like Yi fan or fan, that shows you are really close to them, such as lovers or relatives.)