This story is about an old lady going to heaven and she's crazy and everyone's crazy and everything's crazy. This story is just crazy in general.
I enjoyed making it so I hope you enjoy reading it.
My nana sings despacito while wrestling the couch. While shouting I AM A BIRD! She hates me wahter and tries to drown it but she drowns herself instead and now she is married to God. She is a bit of a silly billy and she works with donkeys, aka working with children that look like her. She tries to kill them but it's too hard because god is a bit of a dog because it's spelled backwards. He is a bone too because he has bones.
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Some people don't believe in her husband and calls him fake, all she hears overnight is "why don't they believe in me?! I DOn'T gEt fAkE bRoThErS aNd mOtHeRS" and this angered my nana so much she started cheeping and cosplaying as a bird and she wanted anime while eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream. She screamed "he's in the top ten anime dads!!!" And got really excited for some reason. Her dream was to become a Pokemon trainer because god looks like pikachu but he's a bit stupid so he electrocutes people when they listen to My Chemical Romance on a motorbike. She hates motorbikes so much because me wahter is me motorbike and motorbikes are what me nana loves most, she loves them more then she loves her children because her children are a bit silly because they are all called billy except Jesus who is the golden child who has a pet gay rhino. He is a Trump supporter so he called the gay rhino Trump.
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