This story is about an old lady going to heaven and she's crazy and everyone's crazy and everything's crazy. This story is just crazy in general.
I enjoyed making it so I hope you enjoy reading it.
When me mam and me nana went to find the magical salmon on a leash, she was found trying to escape with God because the salmon was quite attracted to him because she realised God was actually a woman. She started screaming like an anime girl who was a yandere with a deformed stick and then she flopped on his head. He then said "you silly billy" then me nana started crying me mams because all her children were called billy and she missed them even though they were adopted and then for some reason she cried the deformed sticks too... everyone was very confused even me nana was. Me nana laughed at the TV because she was watching titanic. "HAHAHAHAHA THE SHIP HAD BABIES ON AND NOW THEY'RE DEAD" she screamed and the magical salmon on a leash was crying because god threw her away in a bottle of grape Fanta... and now she is in a hospital and everyone was upset. She recovered but her leg-fin was bleeding. Me nana and her now hated god even more but me nana also hated salmon because she liked BTS and she thought she was sad. Me gremlin and the gang brought his pet me wahter and me nana became very angry.
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Me nana also was very concerned because she didn't know where they were gonna put it in her house she never had. So she got a job in comedy and went on Britain's Got Talent and she asked Dec to marry her. She was rejected so she cried more me mams and they pressed the golden buzzer for her, letting her get all the money. She was now rich with 3 salmon on a leashes and a me dog. But when she got the house me nana and me gremlin were crushed by the house :(
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