Very Extreme

Chapter One: Suck It

I woke up in my deluxe bunkie, bottom bunk of course because I am.... A real life..... Bottom. I ran to the bathroom the cold tile

Waking me up. I put my hands on the counter and stared in the mirror squinting, "Jesus chriiiiiiiist." I just don't understand how

someone could be so...... So..... Extra. I stripped off my radical p.jayjays revealing my sweet lumps. Then turned on the shower and

waited for the water. I could hear my roommate walking down the hall way, his slippers hitting the wood. So exciting. I have a lot of

those, roommates, not slippers. I live in a big house with a bunch of sickos. niiiiice. The shower is waiting. When I'm done I do a

sick backflip out of the tub. I grab a red towel and shake my shoulder length golden hair out. No moisture aloud a holes. I throw on

a long sleeve shirt and jeans and head out. Today will be rad because it's toilet day.