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if Deku was a mom

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Universe name: if Deku was a mom

Uraraka: is this the same as mama Deku?
Naturi: Ha! No.
Naturi: also theres a lot of swearing so... *Sent eri away*

The screen shows deku washing dishes with his eyes closed. He slowly wakes up.

Everyone: ?

"SHIT I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN!" Deku puts the dish and sponge down and runs off. "WE'RE FUCKING LATE TO SCHOOL!" Everyone in class 1-A is in the common room. "BAKUGOU GRAB KIRI!" bakugou grabs Kiri by the waist

kiriBaku: *blushes*

"NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
Screen switches to the kitchen
"NO URARAKA THERE'S NO TIME FOR CEREAL!" uraraka pouts "HERE WE'RE DOING GRANOLA (is that spelt right) BARS" uraraka happily eats it until izuku rips it out of her mouth and steps on it "NO THERES NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS" uraraka looks sad

Katsuki: HA! Suck it round-face!

"FUCK IT! We're just gonna to have to move breakfast to lunch and move lunch to dinner!"
Screen shows him back in the common room
"EVERYONE GRAB A COFFEE CAUSE DINNER IS HAPPENING IN THREE IN THE MORNING!"
In mineta's room
Izuku picks minetta up and throws him across the room "WAKE UP YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH!" minetta cries "YOUR CHANGING YOUR OWN DIAPER!"

Everyone other than mineta: *laughs*

In the kitchen
"No you can't have milk on taco Tuesday!"  Sero asks why "Cause it's not Mexican! Now eat your Doritos (bill cypher?)"

Everyone other than sero: *laughs*

At lunch
Izuku is talking to shinshou (class 1-b's mom) "no I don't have a favourite child. but I do have a least favourite *drinks coffee* and it's the smallest" he points to minetta

Everyone other than mineta: *laughs harder*

On a soccer field
Class 1-A is playing soccer against class 1-b (Deku and shinshou are on the side lines) "COME ON! MAKE ME WANNA BE YOUR MOM!" bakugou kicks the ball into his face by accident. "IM TELLING KIRISHIMA ABOUT YOUR WET DREAMS!" both kirishima and bakugou blush while everyone else laughs

Everyone other than kiriBaku:  *laughs*
KiriBaku: *blushes*

In the dorms
Jiro stole Izukus phone and is taking pictures with it "give me back my phone before you see my d!ck" (I know it says cl!t but I thought d!ck more appropriate) jiro gives his phone back to him.

In the living room
Izuku is sitting on the couch watching tv. "I like miss joke and midnight, their not a bad lesbians"

Aizawa: *laughs so hard*
Everyone: *shocked by the fact they heard their serious teacher laugh*

In the kitchen
Izuku puts a big stack of pancakes on the table "y'all are gonna shut up and eat this like it's ass"

Everyone: *laughs*

Izuku takes a bite out of his casserole "*smacks lips* WHICH ONE OF YOU KIDS CAM IN MY CASSEROLE!?" Todoroki has a guilty look on his face