"this is the fifth time this month you guys were caught in a fight!" the principal of a school half-yelled, clearly tired and frustrated at two students. one with a black eye and the other with scratches on his arms. "tell me why you guys can't get along!""his personality and hair annoys me." the orange-haired male with a black eye said, rolling his eyes.
"tha-" the principal started, "that's why you two can't get along, just because of his hair dyed pink and personality?!"
"he bothers me at random times, hates me for no reason!" the pink-haired boy spoke up, raising one of his scratch covered hands to kinda point at his 'bud' by his right side. "i bet you a thousand dollars if you ask him right now why he hates me, he won't even have a good reason!"
"well, jooheon." the principal started, shifting his ocean blue eyes to the orange-haired tiger hybrid. "why do you hate kihyun?"
"um.. it's um- it- it's personal." jooheon said, stuttering way too much for a person like him.
"it mustn't be personal because i've never down anything to do you my goddanm life!" kihyun lashed out, "i left you alone the day you asked me to! i went to say hi and you said go away so i did! i don't even look in your direction!"
"i saw you staring at me!"
"i stared at you this morning because there was a fucking spider crawling on top of that stupid hat of yours!"
"there was not a spider on me!"
"then why were you screaming like a pussy and clinging onto changkyun?!"
"well-"
"yeah?!"
"u h- why were you standing there like a pussy?" jooheon said, and stopped for a minute to think, "too scared to get the spider of my scalp?"
"you told me not to go near you," kihyun started, "and, your scalp might as well be as dead as your lungs by this point after that screaming fit, when have you even let your hair follicles bREATHE!?"
"okay enough, i know how to settle this." the principal said, putting his drink and popcorn aside. "you two troublemakers will share a dorm until the end of the school year. and that's a final decision."
"if you guys aren't friends or, on good terms, at least by the end of the year i won't let you graduate."
"but i'm a year below kihy--"
"you won't get into senior year."
"...gotcha." jooheon said.
"whatever." kihyun added, rolling his eyes as always.
"now, leave." the principal said.
the two 'sunset colour hair' guys left the principal's office. jooheon was glaring at kihyun with his soulless eyes while the other just blocked out the younger's existence.
jooheon, who was walking a bit in front suddenly stopped, causing kihyun to bump into him,
"mmph- why'd you stop?" he said, getting away from jooheon.
"did you get the dorm number?"
"you were standing closer to mr. park, why didn't you ask for it?"
"forgot." jooheon said, turning his head away from kihyun to make it look less like he was focusing on kihyun's face and his face only. "go back and ask him for the dorm number."
"you must think i'm crazy if you think i'm willing go back in there." kihyun replied with a passive aggressive tone and an annoyed smile.
"are you not crazy though?" jooheon said, tilting his head back a bit, "take a good look at the black eye you gave me. not to mention the hole in my tiger ear from you ripping an earring out."
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hit list | kiheon
Fanfiction- monsta x ; kihyun x jooheon "here's your hit list." "my what?" "hit list. not the high school 'hit lists'." "...then what is this?" "read the paper, mr. yoo." - boy x boy - focusing on: kiheon, 2won - lowercase intended - star...