Chapter 19: germans

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Chapter19- Germany's ( warning: Jewish jokes/ puns I hate them TBH but there needed.)

I sat at the table and michigan sat right infront of me.

Here we go.

"Hey Germany, how are you jew ing?" Michigan asked me.

Why dose he hate me?

"Go away please." I asked.

"No." Was all he said before a deadly silence fell between us.

Michigan turned to Texas who was driving.

"Hey Texas?" He called

"Ya, michigan?" He called back.

Michigan glanced insanely back at me. "Why did Germany lose WWII?"

"Idk, and I don't care" Texas said. Trying to advoid what what ever was coming.

"Cuz he bit off more the he could Jew!"

Keep calm Germany!

Breath! In, out.

He then turned to Italy.

"Knock knock." Michigan asked.

"Oh I like knock knock jokes!" Italy cheered causing the devils spawn... I mean Michigan. To smirk. "Who's there?"

"The police. I'm afraid there's been accident. Your husbands in the hospital."

"Ve~?"

I got that joke. I looked at Luana and we went to the back of the car where America and Ally, where watching frozen and singing let it go.

I can still here michigan. "Hey Prussia can you hand me that glass of juice?"

Prussia dose. Ends up giving himself a small paper cut in the process. And then the most tinniest drop of blood fell in.

Prussia handed it to him any way.

"Did a drop of blood fall into it?" Michigan asked for Prussia to nod. " I said a glass of juice you idiot! Not a glass of Jew!"

Prussia stormed away. Twords us. Welcome to the dark side brother.

///////Luana's POV////////

Michigan is a bitch.

He turned to Italy and Japan who where trying to ignore him.

"Hey guys I think you lost something." He said.

"Ve?" Italy replied.

"Nani*?" Japan asked.

"World war 2" Michigan laughed.

I nugged America. Did he not see what was going on?

Itlay ran over and glommped Germany. Japan walked over, in the process slapping Michigan.

"Ya what's up dudette?" America asked looking at me.

"Michigan is being a bitch." I said.

"Huh?" He asked.

"Watch." I said, as Michigan turned to Russia.

"Hey why was WWII so fast?" Michigan asked

Russia shrugged.

"Cuz everyone was Russian!" Michigan bursts out laughing. New York tried not to laugh.

Russia started to chant "kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol"

"Michigan!" Ameirca shouted.

"Huh?" Michigan looked at his dad innocently.

"If your going to tell really bad WWII jokes you can't do that infront of the country's that where apart of it. It's offencive!" America scolded.

"Kind of the point." Michigan said.

Russia proceded to hit him with his pipe.

Nani- what- Japanese

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