Angel walked away and to the corner where he put his foot up against the wall. Alastor couldn't quite hear what was going on, so he just thought about asking him about last night. Angel returned about 5 minutes later with a pissed off look. "Sorry about that. What were we talking about again?"
"Actually, I wanted to ask you a few questions."
Angel nodded. "Do you remember anything from last night?" Angels face perked up to the question. "Shit, did we do something?" He asked. "No." "Oh, ok... well I mean all I remember is getting off my phone, talking to you for a minute, falling asleep." "Where did you fall asleep?"Angel thought for a minute. "I think on that sofa?" "And where did you wake up?" "My be- wait..." Angel looked at Alastor, surprised. "I knew I couldn't just leave you on that uncomfortable thing." Alastor explained. "Did you... carry me?" As Angel asked that, the door opened. Husk perked up and saw a short but gorgeous demon walk in. Alastor smiled and walked over. "Mimzy, darling!!"
"Long time no see, Alastor!" She called to him. They shared a small hug. Angel frowned. Alastor noticed and introduced her to Angel. "Mimzy, this is my..." Alastor smiled at Angel. "My good friend Angel." Alastor wanted to say something more, but couldn't muster the courage. Angel was even more sad that Alastor only thought of him as a good friend. Angel hid the way he felt. He greeted Mimzy with the good ol, 'Hey.' Mimzy waved until she realized something. She had competition with him. They both wanted to win the prize, the prize being Alastor's love. Angel too was aware of this competition, but didn't have hope. He knew it was quite obvious that Mimzy would win Alastor's heart. "Uh, hey lady, you gotta pay up to be in here." Husk said, slightly intoxicated. Mimzy walked over and handed him a 50 dollar bill. Husk was surprised. He took the money and put it in his pocket. Vaggie looked at him, her face basically saying 'don't to that.' Husk rolled his eyes and put it in the register. Angel just excused himself, put fat nuggets away and walked outside. He kicked a dead bush and yelled with anger. Profanity would be heard on those streets as Angel screamed them. He just walked to a bar and got wasted. He stumbled back to the hotel, his anger was completely gone and forgotten. As he tripped into the hotel, it was dark and seemingly empty. He walked into the elevator and pressed a bunch of buttons and laughed really hard. He missed his floor and went up to Alastor's instead.He stumbled down the hallway and went to where his room would have been if he was on the right floor. He got really mad when the key card wouldn't work to 'his room' and started to band and kick on it. He gave up trying and sluggishly walked down the hall. He saw a door with a sign that read 'Alastor.' Angel looked at the next door and it had a sign which read 'Mimzy.' Angel got mad again. "uGh!! That fUckin sLUUUtbAg!" He yelled. He banged on her door. "OpEn up ya s...sAAck a whOres sHiTT!" Alastor opened his door after hearing his yells. He was in his robe but didn't have in slippers. "Angel?" "Oh heyyyy Alastorrrrr whassup my cOol dEEEr duuuude!" Alastor chuckled and grabbed his hand. "Angel, I think you are intoxicated." "Me?!! NaaaAh broooo. I'm just havin fun mannnn-" Angel slurred. "wAit a second where the fff... where the fUck is that mimmmzzzzY chick?!" "She is out." "ShEs dEAdd???!!!" "No, she is at her job. She is a celebrity and she sings." "Oh thAnk god she isn't dEad... she's my best frie- nO she's my worst...est... friend EVER! We aren't friennnnds." "Angel, I think you should get to bed." "Nahhhhhhh." Alastor rolled his eyes and chuckled as he went by his bed to put on his slippers. He walked back to Angel Dust who was looking at the ceiling, he lost balance and fell into Alastor's arms. Angel laughed and looked down behind Alastor. "You got onnne fine aSs babAaaaayyyyY!" Alastor blushed and chuckled. "Come on now." He said and wrapped Angels right arm over his shoulder, his other right arm was on Alastor's hip and he was still looking at his ass. He poked it with his finger making Alastor flinch. "It's cUuuuuUuTe!" Alastor blushed a bit. They made their way to the elevators. Angel clicked a random button and said, "bOop!" Alastor thought he was adorable. "Alastor deactivated that button and clicked the correct floor. Of course, Angel said, "bOop!" Alastor smiled and looked down at Angel. Angel was looking up on him, smiling. "You're soooo niCcce. You lil' cUtiE deer boiiiii." "Thank you, Angel." The elevator door opened. Angel wasn't aware, so Alastor just swooped him up and carried him bridal style. "This is what I did last night with you." "Awwww you l-little..." Angel slurred. "ShhhIIT I FORG-gOT TO FeEd fAT NUGGETS!!!" He yelled and facepalmed. "It's ok Angel, we are here." Alastor carefully set Angel back to his feet. Angel pushed Alastor against the door. "You cUte but yer als-so hOt." Angel said, only inches from Alastor's face. Alastor's eyes widened and he blushed. "Thank you, dear." Angels eyes grew big and he smiled. "Yeahhhhhhhh" Angel got closer and closer to his face before slamming his lips into Alastor's. The kiss only lasted for about 5-8 seconds, but to Angel it was like it never ended. Alastor was surprised. He didn't quite know how to kiss back, so he just stood stiffly. Angels tasted like alcohol and grape juice. Probably form all the alcohol he drank and the grape popsicles he ate. Once Angel pulled away, or... stumbled away... he lifted his bust with one hand and used 2 fingers of the other hand to reach his keycard.
"ThAnks for the help, Alisterrrr" He said and attempted to put the keycard in a few times before actually getting it. He walked in and forgot to close the door. Before Alastor closed it for him, he watches as he quickly got the pig his food. "Fat nUggets, you gOnna have anOther daddy soooon!" Angel yelled and kissed his snout. Alastor realized what he meant and stood in shock. He wanted to keep watching, but realized he shouldn't after Angel began to strip naked.
The next morning Angel slowly woke up and took a shower. Memories from the previous night flooded back to him by the minute. He stepped in the shower and turned on the water. He quickly jumped out, forgetting that it started cold. He shivered and leaned against the bathroom sink. He remembered coming back... going into a hallway... Alastor helping him to the elevator... Alastor picking him up... and then...
"CAZZO SANTO!!"
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RomanceRadioDust Probably my favorite Hazbin Hotel ship, this story is planned out, I might say some stuff about it in my teaser book. Uhh.... Enjoy