Checkmate (A Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji Fanfiction)

Chapter Two - That Butler, a Drama Queen

What in the middle of a macaroni noodle has this world come to?

"Oof," I got up from ground; well, attempted too. I probably looked like a Magikarp attempting to make the move Splash effective, because of my arms and legs were tied together.

I was in a dark room, because the lights were off.

No duh.

Anyway, I heard the sharp click of fancy shoes come towards me, and I attempt to scoot on my behind away from the sound. In return, a metal bar slammed into my forehead, causing my head to ache.

Great, now I'm stuck in a cage with nowhere to go. I curled against the cold metal, when a spot light instantly snapped on, blinding me.

"Welcome, trespasser," A smart sounding voice came from my right.

"Nerd," I mumbled under my breath, thinking about how many episodes of Naruto I could've finished during the time I was kidnapped. My cold breath slipped from between my lips, creating small foggy clouds in the air. "That one looks like Akamaru..." I muttered to myself.

"Silence!" A long pruner clammed to the side of the cage, and I leaped back in shock. "Someone like you should stay quiet."

"Well, excuse me sir if I didn't come here by will," I argued. "No wait, maybe. I don't know. Did you lure me here with cookies?"

A black suited man walked in my direction, the spotlight following his every move. His heels clicked against the ground, and they made soft echoes in the room. He pushed up his glasses which hid his neon green eyes, and his pruner snapped back into its original shape. "My name is William T. Spears," He said, but all I could do was to remain mesmerized by his...

Greased hair.

You probably thought I was going to say eyes, huh?

"A pleasure," I pushed my bangs back, "Wait. I know you."

"I am certain we have never met-," He started to say.

"That's right! You're the smartical particle grim reaper in the Black Butler series!" I interrupted him, clapping my hands together in delight, "That's why I thought the outfits in this time looked seriously outdated; man, they called me a prostitute!"

"Please stop rambling, or I will purposely miss hitting your cage and snap your nose off," William grumbled, pulling a book out of his suit.

"I can't believe I entered an anime world," I covered my nose in defense, "Well, it's your fault for kidnapping me after all."

He flipped through the pages rapidly, and slamming his hand on one he found most pleasing. "Shinigami rule #4957: If any intruders from the future dare to mess up the current time line, must be eliminated and shall therefore never exist."

"Wait wait wait," I shook my hands wildly, removing them from my nose, "You're going to kill me?!"

"You came from the future; that doesn't work with our time today. You distort reality," He ranted from his face buried in the book.

"Does that mean anime is reality?" My eyes sparkled like a shojo manga, "I can't believe it!"

"You will, when you disappear," He prepared his scythe for ripping out my intestines and such, "I must thank Ronald for finding such a nice catch."

"I am not a fish," I argued, "Even though I felt like a Magikarp a few moments earlier."

He snapped the pruner in between the bars, slicing off the bonds from my hands and legs. The scythe caught hold of the cage, and snapped the metal open. "Come on out," William called, "This will make your death much more exciting."

"Uh, no thank you," I curled into a ball.

William continued to rapidly break the bars on the cage, "Hurry up, or else there will be nothing else to cut but you."

"You know," I slowly crawled out of the cage, "I always thought you were a chill fellow in the series. Guess I was wrong."

"Get up," He pointed at me, while putting the book back into his suit. I stood up, raising my hands in surrender. "You wouldn't want such a wasteful life to be forgotten, would you?"

"I think my life was very accomplished," I replied, starting to do the Caramelldansen dance, "I have watched a total of nine hundred and seventy two episodes combining all the animes I have watched."

"You are ridiculous!" He shouted, whipping his weapon towards me, "This is why you should not exists in this time line!"

I dodged, but he managed to slice a bit of my long hair off. "Dang it!" I grabbed at my locks, "Knew I should've have grown it out so long!"

Our little chase game lasted around five minutes, and I'm surprised that I was able to last that long. I have NO physical coordination at all. As I was about to collapse with one final breath, the light bulb above William's head immediately smashed, and the darkness consumed the both of us. "What is going on?!" William shouted, and I hurried to hide behind something that could defend my tired corpse.

"Good evening," A low voice spoke, and blood red eyes peering in the darkness.

"That demon," William hissed.

Another spotlight was shone, except on a different person. Wearing in all black attire, and white gloves placed gingerly on his hands, a small smile was given.

"Good evening," Sebastian said, "I am here to pick up Miss Amaya Kirseva."