"Oh my goodness gracious with a side of sprinkles, you're Sebastian!" I shouted.
He smiled at me seductively, placing a hand on his chest and bowed, "Pleased to meet you, m'lady."
"You. Demon. Out," William hissed as if he was shooing out a a cockroach.
Seriously, if you were going to name a bug an interesting name, why a cockroach? Just... Why? I'd probably name it: Super-fat-ugly-six-legged-creature-that-I-must-destroy-with-the-bottom-of-my-shoe-or-else.
Reasons why I'm not naming bugs.
"I have been sent to take Miss Kirseva back to the young master, so please, step aside," Sebastian smiled to William. He leaped down from whatever he was standing on earlier, and immediately wrapped his arm around my waist. "Well, if you excuse us."
"Hey, mister pedophilic child molester, don't you dare touch me there!" I screeched, trying to remove his arm from my body. Would it sound weird if I said he had a tight grip on me? Well, he did.
"Close your eyes, and try not to bite your tongue," Sebastian's red eyes gleamed, "We'll be at the Phantomhive manor shortly."
"Wait!" William shouted.
"You better not do anything perverted or hentai-y to me," I warned him, "Or else I'll kick you in the place where the sun doesn't shine. Shutting my eyelids, I pondered about whether or not if demons feel pain in that certain area. Or if they have on in the first place-, you know what, never mind.
The next thing I knew, I was in Sebastian's arms, with the view of a mighty mansion right in front of me. And the first thing I say is: "Are all my clothes intact?"
Sebastian placed me on the ground and groaned, "You might be more of a hassle then I thought you would be..."
Straightening out my outfit, I made sure that all my buttons were buttoned, that my skirt was properly zipped, and that my socks were up to my ankles to not expose as much skin as possible. "Whew, I'm alright, I think..."
The doors of the manor creaked open, and a checkered floor came into view. "Well, here we are, Miss. Please enter."
"What is this smell?" I sniffed at my sleeve, "You did do something!"
"Ma'am, I assure you, I didn't do anything-," Sebastian tried to interrupt me, but I was on a role.
"This smells like a mix of blood and frosting, what is this?!" I ripped off my sweater and chucked it away, "Is this a demon brand of perfume?"
"I will just stand here until you're done..." Sebastian leaned onto one leg.
"And the thing is, why perfume?" I continued on, "Why? The smell is intoxicating-, not a good type of intoxicating, more like an 'I'm suffocating' kind of intoxicating, you know what I mean?"
Sebastian refused to reply.
"And why spray it on your wrists and rub them on your neck? Why not spray it all around in the air and waltz right through it?"
He pulled out a pocket watch from his suit, opening it and staring as the seconds started to tick into minutes.
"And why spell the word 'waltz' with a z? The biggest question is, why is there the letter z? Who decided for it to be the opposite shape of the letter s? In fact, why make an alphabet?" I counted with my fingers, "And twenty six letters? Why not make it a better number and make it thirty?"
"I don't usually say this to guests, but my tolerance has run low," Sebastian rummaged his gloved his fingers through his black hair, "But can you please, SHUT UP?!"
"Sorry..." I shrank immediately, fearful for what he might do with my innocent life, "Just don't stab me with your silver forks or knives, or your collection of perfume bottles then I'll be quiet."
"Good," Sebastian snapped, "So please, enter the manor. The young master awaits us."
As I took a step forward, I feared that I just stepped into an unknown world, which made me fear for what my said earlier.
If Sebastian actually does have a collection of perfume bottles.
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