Multi Male Oneshots

Carl Gallagher x Male Reader - The Set Up

Prompts
#12 " No, no nooope. I won't do it. Nope."

You thought that they were joking. There was no way that Carl, the boy who spends his summers trying to get girls to hook up with him, was into you too.
"Seriously dude, Carl likes you. Just ask him out already." Ian says from his spot on the couch.

"We're tired of you to pinning after each, too chicken shit to ask each other out." Lip buts in as he stands up and heads to the kitchen.

"Hey! I'm not chicken shit. I just don't want to confess and have him laugh in my face." You say as a pout covers your face. Ian chuckles at your expression.

"He's not gonna laugh at you just ask him out." Lip said, sitting back down with a beer.

"No, nooope. I won't do it. Nope." You say acting like a child. Both Ian and Lip laugh at your attitude, lip taking a swig of his beer, Ian simply looking at you.

"Whatever suffer in emotional distress then." Lip says between laughs and sips. Ian goes back to watching his show, and you're left sitting with your feelings.

~Time Skip by friends who make fun of your crushes~

You and Ian were passing a joint, laying against the headboard, talking about everything, and anything. "So," Ian starts, "If I know a guy who is attracted to guys and is available, would you want me to set you guys up?"

You let a small laugh at his question, partly because the weed, and partly because it would end up as a blind date. "Sure, it's probably time I get over Carl. He's not crazy right?"

Ian lets out a loud laugh. "God no, you'll love him." Passing the joint

"I better or I'll make your life hell for a good week or two." Laughing, you pictured all the possible guys he could set you with.

Meanwhile, Lip and Carl were having a similar talk. "Yo, Carl you got a date this Saturday."

"What the fuck you mean I didn't ask nobody out." Carl looked at Lip like he was crazy.

"Yup, I got you a date. Saturday at 3. Meet them at Pasty's"

~•~•~Time Skip~•~•~

You were standing in front of your closet, slowly dying inside, because you couldn't find anything to wear. In your whole life you basically only wore three different outfits, and since you've been putting off doing laundry to watch tv, those outfits we're dirty. You groan, flopping on the bed giving up thinking of different excuses to give Ian as to why you couldn't make it to Pasty's, yet none of them would work.

You sigh get up and decided to just close your eyes and pick out an outfit. Surprisingly it was cute on you. You hear a ding coming from your bed, as you check your phone Ian texted you that you're late. As you run to the door you slip on your shoes and leave.

|Time Skip as you take forever running to Pasty's|
|Because you're lazy|

Once you see you're at Pasty's you double over and begin to take deep breaths. "Damn I need to get in shape." You mutter under your breath.

  As you walk into Pasty's you notice somethings up, the place is empty except one booth and a few of the girls and a cook. Assuming the guy in the booth was who Ian was setting you up with, you walk toward him. Once you reach the table you knew you were going to kill Ian.