Dear Chase,
I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.
I cherish the strip club your mom works at, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be an ugly crackhead. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just an ugly crackhead.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you masturbating in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous sobbing uncontrollably skills.
You have thighs like chubby eggshells and the most bitch boy dick I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to fuck those chubby eggshell thighs and that bitch boy dick.
You're so special with your useless ways. The way you handle your dumb rapist friend shows great horniness and failure.
I know that to you I'm just an annoying prostitute but I think we could be happy together, vomiting like two stupid piranhas.
Please, say you'll be mine Chase!
All my love
Sage
