Red and Blue aces

Team bonding and food wars

(Keith Pov)
After I said to Lance that I thought thinking wasn't something he did, he just stared at me. With him staring, I was able to get a good look at his face. Honestly, Lance didn't look half bad and would probably look better if his face wasn't plastered with a look of "I am disgusted by you" mixed with "I will kill you in your sleep tonight." Lance was still staring and I was starting to get annoyed. Finally I said, "Are you gonna say something or are you just gonna keep gawking at me?"

"Shut your quiznak, mullet!" he retorts. "WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME?!" I yell back. "YOU HEARD ME LOUD AND CLEAR!". "Oh boy they go again," chimes Pidge. "Stay out of this Pidge!" Lance and I both say. She just gives us this dead look then walks up to us and electrocutes us with her beyard.
"Good job at getting them to stop arguing, Pidge," says Shiro. I glare at him while writhing in pain on the floor. He just smiles and shrugs it off. That backstabbing piece of sh-

"Dinner is ready!" Coran says a little too excitedly over the castle intercom. Whatever, anything to make the pain of being electrocuted go away.

Le skip to the castles kitchen

"What?! We have to eat like this?!" Lance is a huge loudmouth and an overall idiot whom, normally, I would just tell to shut up. This time though, I've gotta agree with him. Having to eat while the five of us are handcuffed to each other is a bit much. Coran says it's another team exercise. Now I'm no expert on teamwork, but I don't think that handcuffing us together while we're really tired and hungry is the best way to get the team to work together. I can't say dinner what going great, but it certainly didn't get any better when Allura launched the green goop that Alteans call food, at Pidge. I'm not entirely sure why, but that kinda pissed me off. I mean, Allura has just been bossing us around all day and didn't let us rest for even a moment. All Pidge did was tell her the truth about how she's not a princess without anyone to govern and that she wasn't our princess. So I said "GO LOOSE PIDGE," and that she did. Since my right and her left hand were handcuffed together, I helped her throw a plate of goo at Allura. That plate which was masterfully intercepted by Coran, who in turn threw goo at us paladins. Hunk was the next to retaliate, eating up a bunch of goo and spitting it out at Allura and Coran; like a cannon would with cannonballs. Honestly, it was was inarguably the most fun I've had  in a long time.

(Lance pov)
That food fight was surprisingly amusing. For some reason, while we we're all having a good laugh, I look next to me at Keith. What do ya know, I was right. Keith does look a lot cuter when smiling genuinely.....WAIT SHIT.