mitsukou oneshots!

phone call

ladies, gentlemen, and non binary friends, here's another chapter. we have a living mitsuba and a kou who're quarantined. real life situation meets fanfic let's goooo.
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Mitsuba laid on his bed bored to himself. It's been almost two weeks since he's been locked inside his home. His only hobbies are taking pictures of the outside and annoying Kou, but it's kinda hard to do those fun things when you can't leave your house.

He scrolled through his phone for the millionth time today, waiting for his mom to get home so he at least wouldn't be alone. During these days, he felt pretty lonely. I mean, he is a pretty lonely person in general, but today feels different.

Kou was pretty much his only friend. He'd never admit it, but Kou's easily the best thing that's ever happened to Mitsuba. He makes him happy.

Mitsuba shut off his phone and rolled on his back as he laid on his bed. He began to slip away in his thoughts wondering what Kou was up to. Mitsuba questioned when he'd be able to see him again to make fun of his stupid earring, and to see that stupid smile of his that made him feel some sort of way he didn't like.

As his face began to heat up from his thoughts, he jumped up to the sound of his phone ringing. Startled, he picked it up and looked at the caller id.

"Lame Traffic Earring is calling you"

Mitsuba heavily sighed in what he wanted to think was annoyance, but was actually happiness. He answered the phone.

"What do you want you lame ass traffic safety earring? Calling me out of nowhere! You were thinking of me, weren't you?! Your mind was probably filled with dirty thoughts of me and you wanted to hear me for yourself for your own disgusting pleasure! You PERVERT!"

The hypocrisy.

"Shut up! I'm not a pervert! I just wanted to check up on you. It's been a couple weeks since we talked" Kou said slightly annoyed.

"Well, I guess it can't be helped. Who wouldn't miss someone as cute as me after so so long?"

Kou just sighed to himself.
"Yes Mitsuba who wouldn't. Anyway, you seem the same as ever. I was just talking to senpai earlier!"

"Oh right, your girlfriend?" Mitsuba remarked with disgust

"No no! Senpai's not my girlfriend! She likes Amane, remember?"

"That doesn't mean you still can't like the daikon" Mitsuba said.

"Well.. you're right but..." Kou trailed off, then took a deep breath, "i like someone else anyway.."

"Gross"

"HEY! Cut it out! Love isn't gross, you're just overdramatic!" Kou argued.

Mitsuba dramatically gasped, "I am NOT overdramatic!"

Kou rolled his eyes.
"Whatever, let's just talk about something else"

"Like what?"

"Liiike... Ooo! Would you want me to make you some flan and drop it off at your house?"

Mitsuba's eyes lit up.
"I-I mean... I do deserve something as great as flan... sooo.. You'd better not screw it up, Minamoto!"

"Mitsuba I know how to cook"

Mitsuba accidentally giggled to himself from happiness, but then slapped his hand over his mouth quickly.

They both went silent blushed for their own different reasons.

"A-Anyway!" Mitsuba started, trying to distract Kou from what had happened, "I want my flan here stat! If you can supposedly cook so well, this flan better be the best I've ever tasted-"

"your giggle's cute"

The silence and blushing was back again. Mitsuba's face, however, felt like it was on fire. He put his finger over the end call button, but Kou's sudden speaking stopped him in his tracks.

"I-I- Sorry! I just- I didn't-"
Kou groaned to himself in frustration and embarrassment.

"I-It's fine... I knew that already anyway" Mitsuba responded.

"Pffft, yeah I'm sure you did"

The awkward silence returned.
"soooo.. can you bring me my flan?"

"I have to make it first, idiot"

"I knew that! I was just making sure you were actually gonna make it!"

"Yeah of course! Why wouldn't I?"

"Cause you're a meanie" Mitsuba pouted.

Kou ignored that.
"Well, it was nice talking to you Mitsuba, I'll go start working on your flan now so I can bring it over"

Mitsuba grew a little sad from the conversation coming to an end, and tried to drag it out.
"Well you better make it quick and delicious! Just for me!"

"Uh huh"

"And when you come over, you'd better stay far away from me so you don't get a cutie like me sick! That means no trying anything dirty with me, you pervert!"

Kou smiled, "Don't worry, I know"

He said that with such a soft and kind voice, and Mitsuba felt his heart flutter.
"O-OKAY THEN STOP WASTING MY TIME AND MAKE ME MY FLAN, TRAFFIC EARRING!"

"You were the one dragging out the conversation" Kou shot back

"SHUT UP!"

"See ya Mitsuba!" Kou said. Mitsuba could just see his dumb toothy grin right then.

"Yeah.. see ya" he said softly, smiling to himself. He hung up, laid back on his bed, and rolled around. He didn't even care about how dumb he might've looked right then.

Mitsuba was happy, and it was all thanks to his best friend (and his best friend's flan)
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im alliiiiiveee
okayy im sleepy now so goodbye :3