The boy who cried tities.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Billy.Billy was a sweet dumb little boy, one day he saw a magnificent pair of tities, and him being the son of the president of the United States called the entire contry for a meeting and he told everyone that he saw a magnificent pair of tities and everyone was astonished, stuned, shoked! When suddenly the president came up to Billy from behind and he asked "Where did you find those titties boy?" And Billy chimed "right over there pop!" As he pointed towads a big big basket everyone in the entire contrie gasps as they saw that it was just 2 baby heads with cherries on top of them. The president chucked along with the entire contry "Oh son those arent titties thats just desert. And everyone sighs happily.
The End.
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