Melone Has Joined The Chat
Bruno: what the fuck
Melone: What
Bruno: Why are you here
Melone: Cause I'm hackerman
Melone: I'm gonna spice up this boring group chat hold on
Narancia: what who's melon and why does he sound tatsy
Ghiaccio Has Joined The Chat
Ghiaccio: hi
Risotto Nero Has Joined The Chat
Illuso Has Joined The Chat
Prosciutto Has Joined The Chat
Formaggio Has Joined The Chat
Risotto: Why am I here?
Prosciutto: Why isn't Pesci here?
Abbacchio: wtf
Abbacchio: nobody wants you here
Abbacchio: leave
Illuso: no
Narancia: that's mean
Abbacchio: I didn't ask
Narancia: :(
Bruno: why are you here?
Ghiaccio: where the fuck is uh...
Formaggio: how are you guys?
Narancia: I'm ok, I'm just playing minecraft :)
Ghiaccio: I forgot the dumb fuckers name he pisses me off
Mista: what
Giorno: what
Fugo: what
Abbacchio: stop saying "what"
Melone: what
Illuso: what
Formaggio: what
Melone: oh yeah to answer your question I didn't invite him
Prosciutto: why?
Melone: you know why
Trish: I could go for some fish rn tbh
Ghiaccio: right now to be honest?
Trish: yeah
Ghiaccio: why?
Trish: cause I like fish
Melone: I swear to god Ghiaccio if you start something I'm kicking you
Ghiaccio: what???
Giorno: I think there's some salmon in the freezer or something
Fugo: narancia is screaming can someone check on him
Mista: why
Giorno: why?
Abbacchio: his dog died in minecraft or something
Melone: F
Formaggio: F
Illuso: Just get a new dog
Ghiaccio: YOU CAN'T JUST GET A NEW DOG IN MINECRAFT
Abbacchio: it's just a game???
Mista: it sucks when your dog dies
Ghiaccio: EXACTLY YOU HAD A BOND WITH THAT DOG AND IT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND IT PROTECTS YOU AND WHEN IT DIES IT HURTS BECAUSE IT'S A DOG SO YOU CAN'T JUST GET A NEW ONE
Formaggio: r we going to chili's later?
Narancia: ejfkgkggoksnw I wanna go to chili's ;-;
Bruno: we barely know them
Narancia: but
Bruno: but?
Mista: Mmmmm burger
Rissoto: No we aren't
Ghiaccio: why do they call it chili's if they don't sell straight up chili?
You have left the Group Chat
Mista: what happened?
Bruno: I kicked all of us so we don't have to deal with them anymore
Narancia: y tho
Abbacchio: thank you ok good night
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I know this wasn't ass good as the last one but I hope you liked it :)
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Jojo headcannons
HumorThis is from when I began writing and had like, no experience. Just to make that clear, so it might seem cringy or something. These are not facts but they're opinions, if you have any ideas for a head canon or a scenario then just comment your idea...
