A Wretched Love(Sal x Ash Creepypasta AU)

What a Day

Ashley had finished taking a shower and came back out looking fresh, but still, i don't even know why she still took a shower, cuz we had a mission from Slenderman to do, and boy was it difficult. "Sal, Ash, you two are gonna be paired up with Jeff and Liu." He said. 'You jave got to be kidding me, i have to work with the two up most insane people on earth, well, one of them is insane, the other is just depressed. I couldn't believe it, i didn't want to be teamed up with Jeff the Killer, i made a snot face and walked outside, Ash followed behind. "Not so happy about the team up, huh?" I looked at her "Hell no, how does Slender expect us to get anything done with lunitic in our group? All he does is go off into danger, and almost gets everybody caught." Ash smiled "Look, we'll get through it, just.. try not to think about him.. maybe.... aha! Pretend he's a dog or something." I laughed "pffft- a dog? Ha! That's all we need." Ashley giggled. I suddenly heard a door slam behind me, it was him, the crazy lunitic with an ugly smile, or as he likes to call it... beautiful... and a depressed looking guy with brown hair followed behind him, it was Jeff and Liu. "You guys ready?" Ash said. Jeff glared at her "Yea sure, ashtray" he said. "Shut up Jeff, you're talking nonsense." Liu said. 'Jeff is an ignorant teenage weirdo, and his face... okay, i know i can't say anything about it since my face is just as bad. But his, it's just fucked, and the worst thing is, he did it to himself, what a dumbass.' I wanted to say something to defend Ash, but i knew it would just make matters worse. "Let's just go." I wanted to snap at him, but i held back. Ash had put my old prosthetic on and Jeff and Liu got their knives out, then Ash looked at me and nodded, giving me the sign that it's time, so i disappeard. Ash's arm started glowing a bright blue UV glow. And we were off.

           • 2 hours had passed since the mission started •

We had finally made it back to the mansion, everyone exept me was coverd in blood, dirt, and were bruised with mad looks on all of our faces, all exept Jeff. "I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU FUCKED THIS UP JEFF!" Liu shouted. Ash looked at Liu, and spoke with a raised tone. "Look, it's too late now, just let it go, Liu!" Liu looked back at Ash with an angry expression. "How can i let that go, it was all Jeff's fault!!!" They were all fighting like babies. Literal big babies. I had to say something. "Guys chill, it wasn't that important anyway, Liu can buy another one." Liu looked at me as if i lost my mind. "You think that i can just... buy another.?.." Ash, Jeff, and i slowley backed away from him, trying to make our way into the mansion, but Liu continued talking "THAT WAS A ONE OF A KIND!!!" Then we heard a door slam behind us... it was Slenderman. "What is going on out here?!" He shouted. All of us had went quite, and Liu's eyes were wide. "I- uh..." Liu was scared to tell Slender "Spit it out Liu." He said. "Well.. J-Jeff, well, he uh... JEFF USED MY SCARF TO CHOKE SOMEONE AND THEN HE LOST IT!!.." Jeff looked at Liu "Did nOt!"  The two started arguing like the two angry sibilings they were, and Ash and i had just went back into the masion into our room.

"Well damn" Ash said. "I honestly thought Liu had more than one scarf, but i guess not." I shook my head "Yea, he only had that one. But like i said earlier, he could just buy a new one." Ash nodded and looked at me and back to the door. "I'm gonna take a shower-" I laughed "SEE, TOLD YA THAT YOU'D HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER!" I yelled "oh hush!" Ash said with a smile, then she left. I chuckled, then plopped down on the bed. 'Ha, i hope Liu realizes that his scarf is in Jeff's pants I thought.