Peridot:*blushes* I'm not cute!!!! *mutters to herself* At least not as cute as you.....
Lapis:*giggles* I love this idea. I mean let's be honest: Every moment you two have together is cute.
Amethyst:Especially since you guys were in the Gem Drill together....heh.
Pearl:Steven bubbled the Cluster. Of course they needed to be down there together.
Me:*chuckles* I mean there was time after Steven bubbled the Cluster before they got back to the surface. I wonder what they were doing? How about you, Ame?
Amethyst:Hehehe. Yeah...what happened down there? Neither of you spilled the beans on what you two were doing...
Lapis:Hehehehe....Oh I MIGHT just know....
Peridot:SHUT IT, LAZULI!!! NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT STEVEN PUT HIS HUMAN REPRODUCTION ROD INSIDE OF ME!!
Me and everyone else:
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Peridot:Uh....
Steven:Uh...well....
Pearl:....WHAT?!?? YOU TWO....DID THAT?!?
Me:And here's the proof:
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The others(Except Lapis and Amethyst;WHAT?!?
Me:Well.....
Connie:YOU CHEATED ON ME, STEVEN?!?
Steven:This was before we even became a thing!!!
Me:OK. I've gotten you guys in enough trouble. Let's move on to the next request, hmm? Keep em....*looks at Pearl* Put the spear away, Pearl.
Pearl:What? *laughs nervously* I wasn't going to do something horrible to Peridot for corrupting my baby and taking his purity...
