Me:OK. I need to say something that many people refuse to admit or just choose to ignore: Ruby and Sapphire are not only the reason why the fandom became the toxic wasteland it is today, but in truth, they are actually a very unhealthy and Toxic ship.
Pearl:What?!? Explain yourself!
Connie:Oh this I HAVE to hear...
Onyx:Think about it: Dependency of THAT level to the point where they NEVER want to unfuse?
Me:
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Just saying: White Diamond had a very good point.
Garnet:*unfuses*
Ruby:What?!? You actually believe that about us?!?
Me:Yes. Yes I do.
Steven:To be honest? I have to agree.
Amethyst:Same here. You guys depend on each other way too much that it's unhealthy. I mean, Garnet is literally a being made up of you two.
Lapis:And think about the time you've spent fused.
Steven:I wouldn't stay fused with Connie for that long.
Me:Why do you fuse with her at all? Stevonnie is a bean headed eyesore.
Connie:Hey!
Onyx:Anyway, there's also the fact that you two are not only unhealthily dependent on each other, but fans actually think that it's healthy.
Me:Which sends a bad message. So there's that.
Peridot:You two can't even stay apart from each other.
Me:Probably best that they do stay together. Seems like they just make shit worse whenever they are separated.
Ruby:How?!?
Me:Onyx?
Onyx:*ahem*
Together Forever
Hit The Dianond
The ENTIRE Reunited Arc.
Jailbreak.
Steven:Please don't bring up Together Forever.
Ruby:*sighs* Steven, we didn't know that would happen.
Steven:You two set me up!
Sapphire:Steven, you know we'd never do that to you. There wasn't a future where you didn't propose to...
*Slam!*
*Steven is now in Pink Form with his hand pinning Sapphire against the Wall!*
Steven:Shut...up..
Ruby:Steven, let her go!
Steven:Alright.
*Steven Throws Sapphire right into Ruby, walking over them as he walks outside to calm down.*
Me:Wow. You two really are idiots. Anyway, while we try and calm Steven down, keep em coming guys!
