My grandma used to tell us this joke. She'd say, "knock knock," we'd say, "who's there?"Then she'd say "I can't remember!" and start to cry. And we'd laugh and laugh to make her feel better, but she was shit at telling jokes.Grandpa and Grandma are sitting on a bench in the parkthey hear the jingle of the icecream salesman.
Grandma says : "I'd like some vanilla icecream."
Grandpa says: "Good idea, I'd also like some chocolate icecream".
Grandma stands up and says: "I'll go get some."
"You should write it, Grandma, you know your memory is not what it was... you'll forget !"
"Don't worry Grandpa, I won't, it's easy : vanilla, chocolate. Vanilla, Chocolate..."
And thus Grandma leaves Grandpa while singsonging "Vanilla, Chocolate ..."
A while later, Grandma comes back with a couple of hotdogs in her hands.
"Grandma ! what did you take ??? "
"Look Grandpa, I took two ketchup hot-dogs !"
"Grandma... I told you to write it down ! I knew you'd forget the mustard !"
