My son asked, "Dad, what are condoms for?""Usually to avoid answering questions like these," I replied. I used to tell dad jokes.He's dead now though. See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
