Time Traveling with a Mad Man

Awaiting a faboulous time

Time travel is so fun! I mean going through time and space.  Breakfast was entirely good and very fulfilling. And then going off to a weird planet calling itself the ItzyBitzySire that had a civilization dubbed the Itzybitzysirons. The Itzybitzysirons can speak a different language but the TARDIS is translating what they are saying to us.

"The Doctor is the storm." The Itztizysiron dubbed Butuff said.

We were in a jail cell similar room.Butuff is a spider similar creature bearing fangs, big ears, spiky black thorns, and a humanoid body structure.Butuff wore unnecessary warrior armor similar to knights from the ages where castles, kings, and dragons existed. The only difference was that they had some technological advancement that connected the Itzybitzysiron to the armor. Thinking of it that way reminds me of a movie where an alien robot suit crash lands on Earth, befriends a boy, and then the boy learns the alien robot suit once had a family that perished in a war.

Basically the alien robot suit was the last of its kind who came to Earth for something I can't remember. Though the most memorable scene I remember is that the kid weas hungry so the robot dude went to a Burgerking, ate it, and then the foot went down to the boy. Lets say the boy was disgusted and clarified he didn't mean he wanted it that way. And also that he had to go relieve himself outside of the suite.

Like I said; this was an alien robot suit. That same suit had a personality and was a male, apparently.

"Don't characterize a alien as a storm!" I spoke up.  "You're speaking in a language that does not make sense."

"Actually, they are speaking English." The Doctor said.  "They're comparing me to what I had done in the past."

"So is that why they compared you to Hurricane Katrina." I said.

"That was no hurricane." The Doctor said.  "That was the Cybermen."

"You got to be kidding me." I said. "What's next? It hasn't really been snowing on Earth?"

"It's the dust from destroyed planets going through earth's atmosphere." The Doctor said.

"So I've been making snow angels..." I said.  "In planet dust."

"Yes." The Doctor said.  "Sad as the wars between planet are."

"Enough!" Butuff said. "Your tactics to infiltrate our greatest weapon are fruitless. In fact you will die in this cell before I release thieves such as you."

I stare at Bufuff.

"...Will I die in style?"  I ask.

"No question about it!" Butuff said.

"So I die with style!" I cheer. "Dramatically in fact!!" I point over to a black cat behind Butuff.  "That's Max from Hocus Pocus!" A grin spread from ear to ear. "He  is still waiting for a virgin to light the candles in the witches house." Butuff turns around to see Max.  "Hai Max-ey!"

"I would appreciate if you didn't drag me from my post." Max said, waving his dark paw at Butuff.

"Ah!" Butuff shrieks.  "A talking cat!"

"Ivy,I told you: no cats." The Doctor said. "And I made sure you didn't bring one!"

I shrug while Butuff fell to the side.

"Maybe futah me decided to help past me?" I suggest.

"Ivy,at this moment in time there is no future you." The Doctor said, taking a banana seed out and a banana out.  "We have little ol' Max here and then the seed to why he is here." The Doctor is attempting to explain this little time travel trick. "This seed is where we're stuck."

"Get this cat out of my presence!" Butuff yells scrambling up.

"I am not a cat." Max said.  "I am a cursed cat."

"Doctor, what are you talking about?" I ask.

"We're in a paradox, Ivy." The Doctor said, opening the banana. "And it so happens that Itzybitzysirons are scared straight of cats."

I eyed at Max.

"Max, do us a favor!" I said waving my hand.  The Doctor is munching on a banana during a 'crisis'. I think this age of the Doctor is pretty cool and rather taking this 'death thing' as if it wasn't a big deal to him. I am doing all that I can to keep myself together. "Leap on Butuff!"