Time Traveling with a Mad Man

The TARDIS likes to defy expectations

"Ivy,return Max." The Doctor said.

We had gotten back from getting the chasis of Flemiestine. The chasis means body; or so the Doctor claimed upon seeing the machinery. What we saw was an overly complex and sophisticated wires that were below the Egyptian design covering over the wires exposed abduncey and what was exposed to the human eye can be classified as ugly disgusting sights.

"Well, you're the adult." I said.

"I am 900 years old." The Doctor said, throwing me into a loop kind of. "You should start acting mature by returning Max."

Wow, what an outrageous number.

"900 years old." I said. "You look..." I tap on my chin.  "Too young for  a man in his forties."

"I am a timelord." The Doctor said.

"Lord of time." I said,giving the interior a good hard glance around. "I don't see a lotta clocks around here."

"Bring me back to my post." Max said, stubbornly. "Or face my claws!"

I picekd up Max in my arms.Max squirms in my arms giving me some scratches; just my dad's cat named Jack the fighty cat. The Doctor pulled down the stick to the decorative science table giving the TARDIS a good whir and wheezing in a way.The noise she made reminded me greatly of a broken elevator in a hospital building. The TARDIS came to a stop then the Doctor opens the left door for me.

"Drop me, child!" Max demands, trying to scratch my face.

"You're so cute." I said, walking forwards.  "You're the cutest cat in Halloween movies." I proceeded to hug Max despite him making these protests not to do so; making complaints that I was ruining his 'intimidating looks for the worse'. "You're the handsomest cat alive."

"Am not!" Max argues back.

 I stepped out of the TARDIS.

"Sweet  ninety something century air." I said, after taking a whiff.

"1992." Max corrects me as I walk away from the TARDIS.

"I am short of four years when I am born, DragonHeart and Con Air premieres in theaters." I said. "This is so cool."

Then  the unbelievable happen. From behind the tree's I could see a another TARDIS disapearing. What the hell?, I thought at first looking my shoulder back towards the TARDIS with The Doctor inside. The Doctor seemed unaware about the apparently second TARDIS.Being puzzled and all about a dissipating TARDIS is not the best situation in mind when knowing a few things about time travel  from Back to The Future franchise.

"You can drop me." Max said.

"Lemme drop you at the front door." I said, walking over the black pavement.

I couldn't help but laugh remembering a line from Hocus Pocus when the witches discovered the gravel had became something else.Max was squirming in my arms making a fuss over being carried by a child when he is really a grown big brother.The scratches were not so painful because Jack had scratched me a lot when I messed wth him.

"You are the stubbornest child alive!" Max declares.

I laugh at Max's over the top declare.

"A fact that I live by." I said, proudly.

I came to the door step, and then dropped Max. Max lands on his four paws  ever so gracefully that a better writer known for their exploits in literature could describe it in vivid detail that could be read perfectively in Morgan Freeman's voice. Watching movies about animals capable of speaking is my favorite kind of movies asides to Science Fiction.

"The next time I see your face; I will give you a long ugly scratch!" Max threatens  me.

"Uglyness is a form of beauty." I said. "And a form of epicness." Max is pretty much staring at me in a really hard to believe reaction.  "Bye, see you...never!"

I lift up my left foot and then spin my right foot towards the right. I put my left foot down when the TARDIS was in my visual perspective.

"Good news to hear."  Max said.

But it is bad news to know that I met a fictional cat who never lived past the year 1993. I knew he would join his sister next year thanks to the boy lightning up the candle using a lighter. Run!. I reminded myself picturing a herd of animals from Jumanji running behind me. I skimpered out fast as my shoes could carry these small feet still wearing that same pair of socks that has yet to be cleaned from all this running.

It was then I recalled how Max had randomly appeared outside of the jail cell room.How Max had acted as though we had recently met. I ran straight back into the TARDIS  so fast that I pretty much slid into a gardening room  through the wide open passageway. I laugh  rolling on my sides underneath the table. Originally in the beginning  I thought typical expectations involved living life without this much crazyness. I shoulda' known the TARDIS liked to defy expectations. Also that I have a paradox to make not into a 'paradox' so it happens over and over again  in that same time period resulting in escaping the disastrous end.

"Ivy, take off the dance shoes!" The Doctor shouts.

 I look forwards, that yes, towards my shoes to see they were still in the dark dance moccasins. Butuff had insisted to see a child of earth relations do a tap dance on a shiny brand new floor to his 'laverish' dance hall. Turns out watching a child make up a random tap dance is pretty much more than a man can handle because he'll end up laughing at how flustered a child can be.

"Nearly forgot those." I said, as my laughter ended.

I slid out from under the table and take off the boots.

Somehow I must get the TARDIS to drop off past Max and then go off into time and space when the Doctor wasn't around.