ALL THAT

LEARN ABOUT ALL THAT

                                                                          HIT EM WITH SPANISH

"Hola, I am Alex and welcome back to Hit 'Em with Spanish. The show where I teach you basic Spanish. Here to help me today is mi amigo Zack. Say 'hola',  Zack. That means 'hello', Zack." Said Alex. "Hola, excited to be here!" Said Zack. "Hey Zack. Have you ever seen this show before?" "Um, no I, I haven't." Said Zack. "Bueno. Muy Bueno." Said Alex.  "But you know, that' why I am here. Right? To get a basic crash course in Espanol." " Oh, you will get a crash course alright. Let's begin. Our first word is 'Ensalada.' Do you know what that means Zack?" (Salad drops). "Does it mean salad?" " Good job, Ensalada is a Spanish for salad. Oh and don't forget the aderezo. (Dressing splashes on Zack's face). "That's Spanish for dressing." Said Alex. "Why you saying words in Spanish and then hitting me with them?" Asked Zack. "Because Zack, according to science getting hit with things increases your memory by 99.99%." "SCIENCE SAYS THAT?!" Asked zack "Probably! Do you know what grandes Libros pesados means?" Asked Alex " Um, hopefully, a towel." "Nope. Big heavy books"

"And don't forget the aderezo." Said Alex.

"Again! What does salad dressing even have to do with books?" Asked Zack. "Oh hey look! Moby Dick. That's a book about a whale. Do you know how to say whale in Spanish?" "I don't want to." "Whale in Spanish is Ballena."

" Yep, didn't want to know that!" Said Zack. "Oh Zack, you are a natural. Now let's put a full sentence together. Oh no! Ahora Estoy cubierto de un millon de lombrices viscosas." "Oh, that does not sound good. Oh no, oh no! Now I'm covered in a million slimey earthworms. Get it off!" Said Zack. "Zack I'm covered in a million slimey earthworms is exactly what...' Ahora Estoy cubierto de un millon de lombrices viscosas' means. I bet you never knew learning Spanish could be so fun." "And painful." Said Zack. " And painful, Zack Now, let's recap what we've learned today! " Said, Alex. " No, no, no recap needed." Said Zack. " Today we've learned..."

" Ensalada." Said Zack.

" Aderezo" Said Zack.

"Libros." Said Zack.

"Ballena, Ballena, Ballena! Ballena! Lombrices viscosas, Lombrices." Said Zack. " See, my system works. Oh, and let's not forget about luchador de sumo." Said Alex. " Hold up. Luchador de sumo? We never learned that." "Well no better time than now. Luchador de Sumo means sumo Wrestler." Said, Alex " What have I done to deserve this?"

"Muchos gracias, Yamamoto." Said Alex. "De nada, Alejandro." Said Yamamoto. " Well, eso es todo. You hit that subscribe button and I'll keep hitting 'em with Spanish. See you next time, hasta luego." Said Alex "Hasta luego." Said Yamamoto.