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"ALL THAT PRESENT CANCELLED WITH NATHAN." (Applause). "Hi welcome cancelled with Nathan I'm here to tell you what is now officially cancelled inline next. We have text messages now I know this one may be slow to catch on but trust me text messages must be (clap, clap) Cancelled. I tried to text my friend Chris on how annoying brad was being and I accidentally send the text to brad I repeat I sent *ugh* brad is being so annoying to BRAD I sent *ugh* Brad is being so annoying to Brad. I have to see Brad at Samantha's pool party tomorrow and I am mortified. I promised Samantha that whole pool party would be drama-free and now I don't even know if I can guarantee that. All because of that stupid text, to be honest, we don't need text messages they're just way too easy to send willy-nilly nowadays we can just talk to each other and make eye-contact as old people did back in the 1990s. Brad has not replied and he will not reply because text messages are (clap, clap) CANCELLED!
