♈️Aries- Canada slaughtering seals
♉️Taurus- France shoving a baguette down UKs throat
♊️Gemini- Russia f*cking Germany
♋️Cancer- Australia having a tea party with his pets
♌️Leo- America jacking off
♍️Virgo- North Korea Stomping on South Korea trying to kill him
♎️Libra- USSR trying to kill Third Reich
♏️Scorpio- Fascist Italy robbing a bank
♐️Sagittarius- Japan Empire slicing China's throat
♑️Capricorn- Japan watching hentai
♒️Aquarius- ReichTangle trying to rape Poland
♓️Pisces- Austria-Hungary setting UKs house on fire
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