Daniela's adventures

Roadtrip

Today, Daniela decided to do something special.

She had a goal : going on a trip. To do it properly, she decided to use the trustable app, Google Earth, to localise the bakery and see how to get there. Nevertheless, a problem occurred : she was incapable of visiting Google Earth cause she didn't have any arm.

This first obstacle didn't discourage Daniela. Since she did not own any other limb, (not even a face) she went to see her one-legged brother. For help. He didn't have much to do either, after all.

When she entered his room... Surprise ! Daniela thought that her brother only had one leg ? She closed the door and waited patiently for her brother to get his pants on. When she entered for the second time, he did have his clothes on. (and only one leg this time, since he's one-legged)

He looked at her inexistant face and asked politely " tf you want hoe"

Daniela showed him her laptop, saying repeatedly « google earth ». Maybe Daniela was also developping autism symptoms.

Her brother, very big brained, immediatly understood what Daniela desired. He went on Google Earth and Daniela could see the Earth in its entirety, floating in space on the virtual world. Her eyes were glowing. 

Her brother was surely one-legged, but not ignorant. He thought that the behavior of Daniela was excessive and ridiculous. He closed the laptop and told her to leave.

« You're too stupid dumb Daniela, it's not because you're diseased that you have to be such a retard ».

That were his last words. He was abit aggresive, which made him sad sometimes. But Daniela likes aggresive men, so she didn't mind.