Sometimes, Daniela thinks that life is really ungrateful to her. (btw i refer as « her » but we both know that she's not human, it is well known that ugly people do not have souls) Daniela thought to herself that life was shit, which made her think about her mother, who was always treated this way by her father. But it was a different business. And for Daniela, the only plausible solution to make her life abit less monotonous was to create a mask. Yes, a mask, but why you may ask. For two reasons :Daniela was part of a Facebook group named « Shrek is love shrek is life ». And as she was a great disciple from this group, making a mask, was a formality. Also, between us, Daniela looks fucking disgusting, if she could die in a car accident in a winter evening, that'd be great. But, to make a mask, she needed the material. Unfortuntly, Daniela didn't have da cash. She suddenly remembered that her brother owned everything to make a mask. Daniela wondered why did he have so much make up. Make up isn't for men, right ?« He's transgender perhaps. », thought Daniela. Daniela had hundreds of questions, and she knew her brother always had the answer for them. He was finally back from his daily walk. Daniela didn't knock the door cause it's funnier and found his new leg prosthesis fascinating. She walked discretly to his room, hoping to see it again. Daniela wasn't dissapointed. After a quick talk with her brother, in which he explained why she was ugly and adopted, Daniela remembered why she came in here. She asked for the material to make a mask. Her brother responded :
-Take this. Next time you enter my room that way, you know where you can put it, my prosthesis. Daniela didn't fully understand the joke. She asked innocently :
-Where I pee red ?
And with a real disgust, her brother adressed her these few words :
-Go away and take what you came for, slut.
Daniela was very happy. She will finally look like her idol, Shrek. The members of the group will probably acclaim her. Maybe this time she will receive 3 likes ?
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Daniela's adventures
Avventuradaniela has no leg no arm and she tries to live but its abit tricky since she got no leg no arm