Ask Barb #1

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Riff stood behind Barb, who was sitting on the the couch, and looked over her mohalk to see what she was admiring in the magazine she was reading, Rockers Weekly.

How long had she been reading that exact same magazine?

   "Huh. That looks interesting." Riff said suddenly, causing Barb to jump and yelp.
   "WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?" Barb yelled.
   "Like, just now... or something."

Barb rolled her eyes and sat up straight. That was when Karma walked down.

   "Aight! We got a question and it's for Barb!"

   "Cool what's it say?"

   "It's from itslonelyjevil, and it says: To Barb: I have to tell you that... I LOVE YOU BARB! YOU ARE THE BEST! I love everyone else too! But, I like rock music the best! I like how loud it is!"

   "Yeah! ROCK FOR THE WIN!" Barb hollered.

   "Is it me, or are there slight obsession vibes coming from this person?" Branch whispered to Poppy. She thought about it, then gently patted his shoulder.
   "I'm sure it's nothing."

   "... i mean yeah who isn't?"

   "Huh?" Barb lifted her head to look at Karma.
   "What?"
   "Did you say something?"
   "Nope. Not at all."
   "You sure?"
   "Yeah, I think I'd know if I said something Barbie."
   "... Okay..."

   "Anyway, I'm not done. Here's the actual question.
'Also I have to ask... Do you know that people ship you and Riff?'" Karma finished.

Barb stared at her silently...

Then burst into a fit of laughter.
   "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH MY GOSH!" She wheezed and continued chuckling into her knees. "Oh My Gahhaha! That is so stupid! Me and Riff? HA!" While Barb continued laughing, she was completely oblivious to the fact that Riff was slowly curling into a ball behind the couch.

   "HAHAHA! Oh wow! Hehe! That really is stupid! Don'cha think so Riff?"
   "Hehe. Yeah... So stupid." He quietly whimpered.

   "Oh Riff..." Trollex silently sympathised.

   "Well, to actually answer the question: No. I didn't know. But now I do! So that's that!" Barb said laying down and continuing to admire that one page of the magazine.

   "Well... That was short. Oh well. See ya next time!"

(So umm... I'm actually sorry that it's really short. I had no idea what else to write :'( )

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