Trolls World Tour Ask and Dare (Discontinued)

Dare Trollex #1

FUCK THIS CHAPTER WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO UPLOAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Also I'M BACK BITCHES!!! Sorry for being gone for so long, I lost motivation. But I'm here with a million and one ask/dares up my sleeve! They won't be written well but I've been locked inside for so long I honestly don't give a fuck anymore!

Also 600+ reads!? Thank you!!

Karma flew into the room as a Classical Troll singing loudly.

"~The PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE!!

INSIDE MY MIND!~

Whoo!"

   "I think we can guess what you've been listening to for the past hour." Barb said, looking at her form top to bottom.

   "Actually it was Moonlight Sonata. The first part anyway. It's so sad and I love it! I can imagine it in so many angst scenes with my favourite ships!"

   "Yeah? Like who?" Branch asked. Karma eyed him and Poppy like she had just been caught doing something she wasn't suppose to.

   "No one you know. But that's not the point. Trollex has a dare!"
   "Sweet! What is it?" Trollex asked, taking a sip of whatever drink he had in his mug.

   "It's from @tjg112807, dang that's a mouthful, and they've said: Hey Trollex! I dare you to eat fish tacos!" Trollex spat out the drink.

   "WHAT!?" He yelled. "I CAN'T DO THAT!!"

   "Hold on, there's more, 'either that or confess to all the Techno Trolls that you have a crush and she will be your queen!'"

He stared at her, eyes wide and mouth gaping.
   "But... I can't do that either!"

   "Why not?" Karma asked suspiciously.

He stayed silent.
   "Wait... You don't actually have a crush do you?" She smirked.

   "................................ Wel-"

"OHMYGOSHYOUDOTHATISSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADORABLE-!" She flew right up into his face, "I Need. Details."

Trollex had to lean back to get some distance. Karma continued to stare into his soul.

   "Well... okay so, I do have a crush, if we have to call it that, but the problem is she knows that it's her! So..." He slowly pushed Karma away while shifting uncomfortably.

   "Hold on! She knows? Then why haven't you done anything?" Branch asked.

   "Why didn't you do anything for four years straight."

   ".................................................. Fair enough."

   "But you guys don't get it! If I do this she'll probably reject me! Or she'll tell everyone it's her and turn it into one big ridiculous joke! OR MAYBE SHE'LL GET WEIRDED OUT AND NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ME AGAIN!" He screamed and pulled his hair.
"But if I eat fish tacos I'll probably be eating my best friend's family! I CAN'T DECIDE!!" While everyone stared at the suddenly panicking Troll, Karma started humming 'I Can't Decide' by the Scissor Sisters.

~Time Skip Because I'm Lazy AF And It Took Me Way To Long To Write This Dare~

The Techno Trolls had gathered around a small area, talking among each other and wondering what their king needed to say that was so urgent.

Trollex was hiding behind a large rock trying to convince himself this was better than eating fish.

   "Hey, it's gonna be alright." Essence spoke calmly and rested a paw on his shoulder. "Just make it quick, and then it'll be over and done with." Trollex looked at her and sighed. He floated to the top of the Rock and looked out at everyone.

   "H-hey everybody! Thanks for, bothering, to showing up! Um... I have some news that I'm... telling you against my will... Um..."

Trollex took a deep breath and let it out    "I'mInLoveWithSomeoneAndSheWillBeQueenThankYouAndGoodbye-!" and just like that he was gone.

The Techno Trolls were frozen, trying to comprehend what their king had just said. When they finally realised it, the area was buzzing with chatter and even excitement. None noticed the female Techno Troll still frozen with a horrified look on her face.

~~~~~

Back at the mushroom house, Trollex was lying face down on the couch, with Karma sitting next to him.

   "Oh my gosh I can't believe I actually did that!" Trollex screamed into the cushions.
   "Hey, look on the bright side! At least it's over and done with!" Poppy tried making him feel better. From the incoherent yells coming from him, it sounded like she'd failed.

Then there was a knock on the door. Branch hopped off the couch and opened it.
On the other side was a female Techno Troll with turquoise skin and lavender hair with a yellow flower tucked in it.

   "Hello..." He said slowly.
   "Hi. Um... Is King Trollex here?" Trollex immediately sat up upon hearing her voice. He floated over the couch to the door and stood in front of Branch.
   "Maya! Hey! I was just about to go look for you!" He said, wearing a nervous smile.

   "Hey, um..." She twiddled her thumbs nervously, "Can we talk? In private?"

Everyone could see the pain, regret, and fear in his face, but he still forced an uncomfortable smile.
   "Of course..."
Maya nodded and floated away.

Trollex stayed completely frozen.
   "Is that-"
   "Yup. That's her." He mumbled before following her.

   "Oooooooooooooooooooooo he done f**ked up!"
   "KARMA!" Essence yelled at the teenager.
   "What? I'm the author! I can say what I wanna say!"

Essence narrowed her eyes and gave Karma a look that sent cold shivers down everyone's spine. Karma shrivelled under the gaze, accidently turned into a hamster, and hid behind the seat.
   "Sorry Essence..." she squeaked.

   ".......... Woah... What was that look!?" Poppy asked in actual amazement.
   "It's a Special look I've created."
   "What is it called?"
   "It's called my 'I'm Not Mad, Just Disappointed' look."

D shivered.
   "I'm all too familiar with that look."
   "I wanna be familiar with that look." Cooper pouted.

   "Aw, don't worry sweetie, you will."