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Doc Needs a Job

"BO, GET OUT HERE!!" Toby yelled. Doc sighed. He was busy looking for a job. What did idiot Toby want? Of course, the prospects weren't good according to the laptop in front of him. He shut it and walked out of his room to find Toby. He was standing in the living room, looking at a piece of paper. When he saw Doc, he rushed over and held the paper in front of Doc's face. "Omg look at this! "Nightguard wanted, 120 dollars a week"! You could totally work at this pizzaria place. Maybe they'd give you a discount on pizza," Toby said, bouncing up and down. Doc snatched the paper from him and looked at it.
"What do they think I am? A child slave? That's not even minimum wage..." he needed a job though. He decided calling the number might be worth it. He pulled out his phone and shooed Toby out into the kitchen. The line rang for a bit, then some guy answered.
"HELLO, HELLOHELLO???" he asked loudly.
"OI SHUT UP! WHY ARE YOU YELLING???" Doc yelled. He turned down the volume on his phone.
"I AM NOT YELLING, YOU ARE! I WAS TRYING TO SHOVE A KID INT- UHH, OUT THE DOOR. WE ARENT OPEN YET!" the guy screamed. He had an Australian accent and was overly loud. Doc was willing to out yell any idiot though.
"I WANT THE NIGHTGUARD POSITION! NOW OR I WILL FIND YOUR FAMILY AND MAKE YOUR WIFE DIVORCE YOU! THEN HER AND I WILL MARRY! I WILL THEN TIE YOU TO A CHAIR AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH US MAKE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN LIKE THE DISGUSTING CUCKHOLD YOU ARE!!!" Doc threatened. The guy on the phone began laughing wildly. Doc thought he heard a kid crying in the background but he didn't care.
"GOD, I LOVE IT! YOURE HIRED!! GET OVER HERE TONIGHT!!!" the Australian then hung up on Doc. He looked at his phone and shrugged.
"Ok I guess I have a job now. Epic," he went into the kitchen for some water. Toby blocked his path.
"OMGOMGOMG DID YOU GET THE JOB!??" He asked Doc, nearly screeching. He stepped around Toby and grabbed a glass out of the cupboard.
"Yes, I did. Starting tonight, I'll be a night guard at Freddy's Pizzeria," he filled his glass while smiling to himself.
"Awesome," Toby responded. He then went out of the room. Doc looked at the clock and decided to sleep before going to the Pizzeria. He walked to his room and laid down on his bed, slowly falling asleep.