I'm up early getting into my good clothes to go to church Luna: hey you almost ready Me: why Luna: we're gunna be late Me: I'm ready Dad: let's go We drive over to a church and sit down in our spots but me and Luna look around the boys our age Me: he's hot isn't he Luna: yeah he is Sm: *gasp* LUNA you know it's unacceptable to look at boys in church and YOU She grabs my wrist and crushes it Me: MY WRIST Sm: HOW DARE YOU corrupt my daughter with your homosexuality Me: YOU'RE BREAKING MY WRIST Luna: MUM YOU'RE BREAKING HIS WRIST Sm: I DONT CARE HE IS CORRUPTING YOU Dad: LET GO OF MY SON Pastor: Ma'am please let go of the boy it seems you have obliterated his bones Sm: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH Dad: GIVE ME MY SON YOU BITCH Sm: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME Dad: YOU HEARD ME GIVE ME MY SON YOU BITCH Grandpa: HUMUNGOSAUR
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Dad: Dad? Grandpa: LET GO OF MY GRANDSON Sm: Please don't hurt me Grandpa: look at my grandsons wrist it looks like he has no bones Me: FUCK MY WRIST GET ME TO A DOCTOR Dad: I'm taking my son to recovery girl Grandpa turns back to normal Grandpa: she's in japan Dad: shit I forgot about that Me: do you have a healing alien Grandpa: I do actually He turns into an alien and puts his hand on my wrist and it goes back to normal and it doesn't hurt anymore Pastor: ok get out all of you We drive home and grandpa flys to his home Dad: what do you have to say about yourself Me: me or the bitch who broke my wrist Dad: obviously the bitch who broke your wrist Sm: you have three options 1. Stop being gay, 2. Leave my house, 3. I'm leaving with my daughter Dad: leave YOUR house this is my house Sm: I want a divorce Dad: GLADLY they drive away leaving Luna and I at the house Luna: looks like well never see each other again Me: I'll miss you Luna: me too.
And on that day forward I chose to be straight so I don't get hurt by any homophobes like my BITCH OF A STEPMOTHER
