"You guys want something?" I glance over my shoulder as we walk down the stairs towards the kitchen. "Water, please?" Phil states, sitting at on a stool behind the bar. "Dan?" He sits next to Phil carefully. "Coffee if you have it?" I smile at him and pop an original coffee k-cup into the kurege coffee maker. I set a cup under it and turn it on. After I have Dans coffee going I grab a bottle of water from the fridge along with a citrus green tea. "I hope you like original coffee." I smile at Dan as I hand Phil his water and I crack open my green tea. Just as I'm about to take a sip, Dans coffee beeps and I sigh, setting down my tea and getting his coffee for him, along with the creamer and sugar from the fridge. "Your dang coffee." I say, a slight southern twinge coming out when i said 'dang'. He smirks at me as I go to take a sip of my tea. "Ewh." I hear Rainy and her group approach. I sigh loudly and angrily. "I can not get a goddamn break!" I swirved around to face them. "What do you want? I mean, goddamn, you can not mind your own business. Bitchsayswhat?" I say whilst taking a long sip of my tea. "What?" She sneers at me. "That's what I thought." I state, grabbing Phil and Dans hands, who had been watching curiously, and drug them out onto the patio. "Who was that?" Dan smirks, taking a long drink from his coffee. "Step sister. Devils spawn." I reply. "She can't be that bad." Phil, the optimistic one. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure she isn't." I narrow my eyes at them. "Oh yeah? Wanna bet?" They laugh now. "Sure." Dan, with his evil smirk, laughs. "Alright then, I dare you to stay here for a week. See how bad it is then." I raise my eyebrows in challenge. "I accept your challenge!" Dan throws his hand in the air. "Me to!" Phil throws his arms up to. My eyes go wide. Oh no. This is not what I expected.
(A/n heyyyy. This is really short. I'm sorry, I lied when I said I would be updating more but I kinda pulled a sequel out of my butt plus another book... So yeah :/ I'm soooooo sorry. I love the Phandom and I'm sorry I haven't updated and I'm sorry this is super short. IM SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON! But oh well. I'll try harder. K b y e
Dan- where are you going with this story? *furrows eyebrows*
Me- *smirks* who knows? Maybe you'll confess your love to Phil. *waves hand spookly* nobody knoooowwwws.
Dan- *narrows eyes* ass
Me- *smiles widely like an idiot* you know it. *winks eye*

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