Aaron's Rant

Of all the Bunks

        Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? In my bunk! They're in my bunk again. They know we have a spare bunk, and hell, he's got his own bunk! All to himself and whoever he feels like shagging this week! I just got in from a set, taking my kit apart took forever, the heat didn't make it any better. Thirty degrees in the shade, Australia man... I just want nothing more to take a nice cold shower and lay down with an ice cold coconut water. Just lay down and relax. Kinda hard when your frontman is busy fucking his girlfriend on your freshly changed bed sheets. I'm pretty sure Ben's got his own bunk bunk, it's kitty corner to mine! But no, Aaron's bunk is so much more convenient and clean! It's clean because I change my bedding every week... Benjamin!

        They're so loud too... Is she resuscitating him in there? Did they remember to close the window? With that much force it's probably shattered by now... Third time on this tour. Oh... Oh, are they done? Can I go over and kick them out now? I'm sick of this! I'm going to go over and... For fuck sake! No, no they are not done! They're still going at it. I swear if I go in there afterwards to change the sheets and I find another... toy... I'll have a fit.

        I've known him over twenty years. He knows better, he doesn't even bother changing the sheets! This isn't even the first time he's done this. I've just gotten used to sitting outside and waiting like some loser. I don't go and call my wife and bang her in his bunk. Like I'd even touch his bunk though. I know he sleeps naked and seldom does he change those sheets. I've offered to change them for him, al he has to do is take them off. Won't even do that. He calls me crazy for keeping my drawers organized, or for changing my bed sheets every week. Oh but it's completely normal to have your girlfriend "sleep over" in your buddy's bunk! Well I'll just have to tell him when he comes out, I'll have a good talk with him... God I hate waiting, waning everyone to not go in the bus. Doesn't anyone else get bothered by this? Jon just shrugged and laughed it off! Him and Ian just went off for a walk... Guess it would be different if it were their bunks!