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im owo, the random as s Explorer that decided to roam the world anä7Z2∆b£
oops I had a stroke lol
anyway read my dumb book because it has info about .ynexpeditio
s i forgot how to type
wait did I just break the 4th wallh
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moshroomn island
I'm here
i parked my cool bitc- br- birch boat by the gross """"beach' .
this grass is weird
it has a gross color
there are huge a ss mushrooms growing here wtf
and
thi-those cows
what the fucj
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this j- is some confusion o-land here hzhb
i
manager- uhh managed to spy some of those weird cows
they are r e d
and have fucjing mushrooms growibg on them i think I'm l high
but I didny snort any cocaina i just snorted s.arties
wait are those even in
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minecraft? fuCl I should stop dbreaking the fofth wal. anyway I'm confused because h
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yikes I fell asleep
also apparently those cos-cows eat thisj,,grasss? how
but uh rn im below one of those shrooms like
there are twow types
ones red and a good ha
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t and the other is just an iumberllol. the.thw
they smell good I'm gonna in estigate the cows mor
oopie forgot to mention!!! i kidnappedp a. cow and I named them pingipoo :D
I said them because i Saw ghat the ck-cows are fcuking bigender??
I'm
lemme try
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kilking thsm brb
*milking
k back
guess waht
I didn't milk milk milk
i milked uh
whatever tf that js
imma drink it and ppossibly du-du-die
b kack
so I drank that uhh thing and
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holy cow (pun intended, you can shoot me knlw)
it tastes really good :pleading_emoji:
ill name that good as thimg 'musbroom stew"'
yayayayay
ill go explore the cows more becus they interetjbshg
oh also
there are miniaturtre shroomz growingn from the gras
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i should try colectinv onw
nvm it just died
pingipoo is a big boy-uh big girl-uh big cow nwo they are fatasSpûā6Ó-■0k -k>à(ê}
soryr I nust get a stroke everytime j hear the dedoles ad
I nEARLY LOST PINGIPOO ZHBSB IM HAVING A. HERA
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oopz I l died but pingipoo is good and fed me the uhhh shsroom stwew
ill go find water
aftually fukc that mushroom stew is my lifebnow
bruH THIS SHROOM IS TALLER THAN GOKUHARA
ruckingbdanganronpa referenv again
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all I see is grey/gray gras shv and shromz abd cowbs ik goinag insfenn zbajqi(op!1nt9#
oh n
woah nvm life has gained a purpose again cuz!!!
ifound a cavdn:DD
bruhits rhearry drak hebre idk what ism writing nrn heahnh I sh
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would garob a flasbjvht
alright j have a tirch
and I see way betr now
oh and also I took pingipoo too
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hold on where is pingipoo
PINGIPOO WHERE ARE UOU I CANTIVE WITHOUT YO I
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NEDD THE STEW PINJIPOO COME BACKK
this is bad
I may or may not have gotten lost in this crappy cave
and I lost pingipoo
im shaking and crying rn how did this happen im gonna gdie
plus this cave has nothing inonly found
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coal abd iron :(((
I do t have a pick eitger
maybe good news
I got out of the cave
but I'll have to declare pingipoo as dead :pensive:
also where tfs my boat
I keep losing my crap >:((
ahaHAHA NEVERNMING I FOUND OINGIPOO IM HAPPY SGJJ
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never going into faves with an animal ever again
noo the smarties losing's ffevt im gonna be less cracky twt
now coming
owo's epic trip to finv the brich boatee
so I found the shore
but where's my boat??
myabe I should confinue
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i found my boag !! :)
ill try pushin pingi in.it
bruh I can't push pingipoo in the boat :(
well what now
uh
i need to go home but
I. can't bring pinvipoo
sad
guess I'll get cow eggs by ~magic~.
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spawn ooshroom
yey
now ill jusg put poo in a cagey thingy :,,,,,,(
I wish i could teake emm bjf a I cant
im soryr pingiopoo
I gotta leave you there w// ur pfriends
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im gonna miss u pingipoo :,,,,(
no I'm actually cryaing
ill.go...
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fin
...or is it?
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wooO I DID IT I REWROTE THE ENTIRE THING AHSJSBNSBXM
I HOPE YOU LIKED IT-
Yeah this actually happened to me in mc so I could say
Based on a real story
:,,,)
word count: 750
Bonus image:
My actual minecraft skin
yeah it's just an eye lmao
Oki bye! :D
YOU ARE READING
tamao' s epick minrcraft adcenture
Humorthis is obviously a crackbook but uh I actually did write this in a minecraft book I just rewrote it all here can provide screenshots if needed :D
