Sleeping Beauty with modern twist

Once, when facebook was not invented yet there was sleeping beauty ( her real name in her IC was sleeping beauty).

.She always sleeps and was poor.. One day when their astro got cut, her father went to naik sampan (cars were not invented yet ) to settle the bill.

When her father came back, he brought back one durian as a gift (actually he just curi from one tree when he was coming back). Sleeping beauty ate it, got choked and become unconscious.

Her father put her in a made in china glass coffin outside their rumah batu.

One day, on a saturday a prince (not his real name) came on his 150cc vespa (it was public holiday and the prince was free that day).

As he pass by, he saw sleeping beauty and thought how beautiful she looked in her mayveline maskara.

He took out his iphone and made a call to the Fairy Godmother Accociation and asked for help. Quickly they send someone for assistance. Fairy Godmother said, to remove the smelly durian from her throat, you must either do surgery or kiss her.

The prince said his insurance card will not cover surgery for other people so he choose the kiss.

Fairy Godmother use her iphone and googled for best kissing methods. Prince kissed sleeping beauty.

Sleeping beauty woke up, saw the prince and blushed. she said i know you, your in my friendster friends list. prince smiled.

Both went to the prince's castle and got married and had lunch reception at McD (KFC and PIzzaHut was not in their kingdom)

And both lived happly ever after.

~the end~