Clyde's Story 1

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When Token called me, I was like whaaaa??? Wha he talking about? Then, it occurred to me Token wanted to cheat on Nichole with I could only assume: Cartman. It only made sense. They both had a t in there name and a n. I had to warn her. I jumped down the steps like a rabbit. Swung on my coat and ran. Then, I remembered that I had no idea where she lived. So, I ran around screaming "NICHOLE!!! CRAIG!!! TWEEK!!!" When that didn't work I rolled on the pavement and yelled "JIMMY!!! WENDY!!! HEIDI!!!" At that point a girl with curly blond hair stepped outside of her house. Oh, yeah, that was my girlfriend, Bebe, I think her name was. I was hoping I was right otherwise I was going to make a fool of myself. "Hi, babe." I said as I combed my hair back. (Which for some reason Craig, Tweek, and Jimmy said looked douchey) "Who are you looking for?" She asked me. "Nichole." I said casually. "Oh, ok. Well, I'll just text her to come over here, then."  "Yeah, you will, bitch!" I said staring at her. "Bebe? Can I tell you something?" I asked her while I sit down on her porch steps. "Yeah, anytime." She put her hand on my knee. "You are really... really... really... FAT!!!" And with that I ran off leaving her to cry alone.

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