I just got exposed by my mum

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Me: "Happy 2nd of Brian May!!"

Mum: "Don't you mean, 2nd of May?"

Me: "No, 2nd of Brian May."

Mum: "Brian May?"

Me: "Ya, I'm gonna make that joke all month."

Mum: "Who is Brian May?"

Me: *Mind stops working*

Mum:

Me: *walks off*

Mum: "But who even is Brian May?"

Me: *insanely laughing*

Mum:

Me: "Google it."

Mum: *Google's it*

Me: *still laughing*

Mum: "This white cloud?!"

Me: *still laughing*

Mum: *Find a pic of 70s Brian*

Me: *trying not to blush*

Mum: "He's 72 years old!! He's older than your grandfather!!"

Me: "So?!"

Mum: "Think about it!"

Me: "Give me a break! Paul McCartney is 77! I'm improving according to you!"

Mum: "Your taste in men is terrible."

Me: "Have you seen how ugly guys are now? Back then was the time when men actually cared about their looks. Long hair suits a man perfectly."

Mum: *walks off to show my dad that pic of Brian*

Me: *uncontrollably laughing*

Mum: *walks back, looks at me, shakes her head*

Me: *still laughing*

Mum: "We're going to your grandfather's house today."

Me: "Are you sure I can? Maybe he's too young for me."

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me: "What makes you think that I like him?"

Mum: "Your talking very fast and laughing nervously."

Me:

Mum:



Okay, today I was exposed, lol. ✌

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